Can We Talk About Floyd Mayweather's Horrible Watch?

We know that Floyd Mayweather makes some poor life choices. But damn, his accessory decisions are pretty suspect as well.

What's that thing around his neck? It looks like something they'd sell in an herbal remedy store that promises metaphysical healing, but never specifies exactly what it does or how. In fact, I'm certain that's what it is.

What's that thing on his wrist? Is it some sort of mythical timepiece created by an evil wizard in the Ice Kingdom? If you look directly at it, will your corneas freeze? If you're going to buy a watch that says, I'm willing to cram as many diamonds as humanly possible onto my wrist, then why get it with a simple black band?

Is Billy Crystal sighing in exasperation because he just saw that watch?

You have all of the money, Mayweather. You could just pay someone to make all your fashion decisions for you. And maybe you should.

Here's another look at the watch, from this ESPN video.