'Swan Song' sneak peek: 'I had an account'
Udo Kier stars in the new movie 'Swan Song'
Video Transcript
- Now, you know there's a lot of things that I am not, and the one is one of them.
- I know that.
- You know?
- I know that, girl. I know it.
- I mean, you were fired when you said--
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- This used to be--
- White?
- My beauty supply store. I had an account.
- Oh, you going way back in the day. What are you looking for?
- Perfect powder, please. [INAUDIBLE]
- You won't get that here.
- And baby, that snack don't stick to nappy heads. Now if you want some kisses, or the pomade, or some [INAUDIBLE] buttercream.
- Yeah.
- Hell, even some juicy ass Jheri curl, I got you.
- Mm-hmm.
- Try Dee Dee Dale's downtown.
- I'd rather swallow mucus.
- Ew.
- Oh. Why don't you tell us how you really feel?
- He right, though. I graduated with Dee Dee, and she nasty.
- Well, Dee Dee is the only game in town these days, for real. Oh, baby, you look like your poodle just died. I mean, we lost our Sally Beauty unless you finna drive all the way out to Lorain. Whoa, whoa, whoa, baby, slow your roll. Now your poor white head gonna turn into a hot damn crisp.
- Yes it is.
- I don't suppose you sell sunscreen.
- Oh that's good. You--
- Oh, bless his heart. Help him out.
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- Here. Take Erma's hat. I don't want to hear nothing about no skin cancer.
- Ain't Erma going to miss it?
- No, baby. Erma's dead.
- Erma don't miss [BLEEP].
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