'Step by Step' Star Fights Back Against Breastfeeding Shamers

On Hollywood Darlings, Christine Lakin was about to have a rack attack when she was asked to sheath the nipple. While nursing her child in a cafe with her buddies Jodie Sweetin and Beverley Mitchell, a barista asked her to stop slipping a nip which she refused going on a tirade that included asking, "Anybody want some cream in their coffee? That's what I thought. You can go to a strip club, but I can't do what my boobs are actually supposed to be doing?" When her Full House friend, Jodie Sweetin videoed the great mammary calamity rant, it became a viral hit and she was contacted by the Bureau of Organized Breastfeeding, also known as BOOB. BOOB asked Lakin to use her fame for good and fight to free the nipple but she quickly realized the BOOB organization was a size C for crazy. When they asked her to "pump and dump," they meant would she pour their collective breast milk on a local breastfeeding shamer. But in the end, when it came time to bust a move, Christine just couldn't dump n' dash and instead her comrade in all things chest, spilled the milk on Lakin.