Sound Bites: July 20, 2012

”I choose to wear my ashen pallor as a badge of honor.’ —Sean (Stephen Mangan), after refusing to accept a convertible from Matt (Matt LeBlanc), on Episodes

”It felt good to have an open relationship. Not open in a creepy polyamorous way. Just public.” —Jenna Hamilton (Ashley Rickards) on Awkward

”Well, Annie, you’re just gonna have to work on your imagination.” —J.R. (Larry Hagman), to Ann (Brenda Strong), after she says that never in her wildest imagination did she think he was capable of stealing Southfork to drill on it, on Dallas

”I didn’t know it was a fireplace…I thought it was an aquarium with no water.” —Sonja, on the confusing hotel decor in London, on The Real Housewives of New York City