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The next season of “The Bachelorette” doesn’t officially start until October 19, but “Saturday Night Live” fans were treated to a special rose ceremony — well, technically they were giant gold tokens of love — when Kim Kardashian hosted on Saturday. And she had some pretty great options.
When we meet Rochelle (Kardashian), she’s down to her final seven contestants: John Cena, Brooklyn Nets star Blake Griffin, “Grey’s Anatomy” alum Jesse Williams, Chris Rock, the actual “Bachelorette” franchise’s Tyler Cameron, Chace Crawford of “The Boys” and Zeke, played by “SNL” vet Kyle Mooney.
“When I look at you all here, there is no doubt in my mind that my husband is in this room,” Kardashian says very seriously, before starting to pick the men off one by one.
That said, the sketch may have been called “The Dream Guy,” but Rochelle wasn’t limiting herself. And with that, came an extra surprise appearance.
“OK, this might be against the rules, but I’ve really connected with one of the producers on the show,” she says. “So, Amy S.”
Enter one excited Amy Schumer, who feels exactly the same. She accepts Rochelle’s token “with both of my holes,” a longing glance, and then she’s on her way.
Eventually, Kardashian’s bachelorette is down to her two final choices: Zeke or John Cena. She was hesitant about Cena considering, well, he has a wife (Shay Shariatzadeh). But, with the promise that he would figure that situation out, she presented him with her final token, leaving Zeke — who apparently had a “silly vibe” and sunny demeanor, but never asked an actual question about Rochelle and was scared to go swimming — absolutely blindsided.
Unfortunately, when you’re eliminated on “The Dream Guy,” you don’t just go home. Here, rejected contestants jump into a literal pit of fire.
You can watch the full “SNL” sketch in the video above.