“SNL” alum Jay Mohr dared Chris Farley to poop out a window, had to file police report for it

Well, s---.

Jay Mohr said the police got involved after he once dared the late Chris Farley to stick his butt outside of a window at 30 Rock and drop a load. The Saturday Night Live alum recounted the storied tale on the most recent episode of Dana Carvey and David Spade's Fly on the Wall podcast: Late one evening, Farley entered Mohr and SNL writer Dave Attell's joint office, and Mohr and Atell "at the same time, like creepy twins," said to Farley, 'We'll pay you $100 to shit out the window.'"

Farley demanded the cash upfront before doing the deed from a 17th-floor window, which landed the trio in some hot water. "We had to fill out a police report because they thought he was a jumper," Mohr said.

Mohr recalled of the dare, "It was obvious right away that he didn't have to s--- at all, because he turned purple from effort." Farley, however, was able to relieve himself of one little "Milk Dud"-sized stool. "It fell into the window onto my desk," Mohr said, adding that "there was nothing" for Farley to "wipe his ass with." Yep, Farley wiped with his hands and chased Mohr & Co. through the halls of the 17th floor. Mohr recalled running and slamming into a bookcase, and "my shoulder pops out and I'm just laying on my back" as Farley closed in.

Allen Berezovsky/Getty Jay Mohr; Chris Farley

Mohr was a cast member on the NBC sketch comedy between 1993 and 1995, starring alongside Farley during his tenure between 1990 and 1995. Farley died from a drug overdose in December 1997 at the age of 33.

Listen to the SNL alums reminisce about their old pal in the video above.

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