With seven rings, is Tom Brady the sports GOAT...or naaah?
Tom Brady now has seven Super Bowl titles, but does that make him the GOAT of all sports GOATs? Jared makes the case for several of our favorite athletes, including Brady, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Serena Williams and Usain Bolt.
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ROB GRONKOWSKI: Way to go, buddy.
TOM BRADY: Wow.
ROB GRONKOWSKI: This is what we do. This is what we do.
TOM BRADY: Your two tuddies.
ROB GRONKOWSKI: This is why we came here. Two tuddies.
TOM BRADY: Two tuddies!
ROB GRONKOWSKI: I was saving them for them Super Bowl.
TOM BRADY: You did it all! You balled out, baby.
ROB GRONKOWSKI: Ah, you balled out, too, man.
TOM BRADY: Way to go.
ROB GRONKOWSKI: You got us here, dog.
TOM BRADY: Way to go.
ROB GRONKOWSKI: Yes.
TOM BRADY: So proud of you.
JARED QUAY: Got to love it. Two future Hall of Famers patting each other on the back and screaming like schoolgirls. That's what winning a billion Super Bowls does for you.
I mean, I wouldn't know. I never won a million Super Bowls. But I imagine I'd be doing that.
Tom Brady winning his seventh championship has stirred up some serious debate.
- God, did he--
- Cheat?
JARED QUAY: No, not this time-- that we know of. I mean, with Tom, you never know. I might find out in 2045 Tom was cheating this whole time.
- And his wife?
JARED QUAY: Nah, leave Gisele out of it. The debate is about something totally different.
[BLEATING]
The whole world seems to be debating who is the sport to GOAT. All right, maybe not the whole world but just Twitter.
[TWEET]
And it's a fun argument to have. Let's start with Tom. Like fine wine, my guy's only getting better with age. Brady has won so many chips that he's running out of fingers to put rings on. At this point, they're like give him a Super Bowl toe ring.
Only downside is he looks like he's on the Geek Squad. This guy's the GOAT? That means I got to shot with Gisele, right? If they have ever break up, I know I look better than Tom Brady.
- Sure, little buddy.
JARED QUAY: His only weakness is he keeps getting beat by guys that look like they work for Geek Squad. Now someone who's never been geeky a day in his life? Michael Jeffrey Jordan. You didn't know his middle name was Jeffrey did you?
He has six championships and holds so many NBA records, you got to scroll to like four or five pages just to read them all. MJ is so GOAT-y that he left the NBA to play baseball just to prove he was human.
He's like, all right, I'm not perfect. I'm not perfect. There's things I got to work on.
Now even though he's only won one major in the last 12 years, Tiger Woods is still in the GOAT conversation. That he's going to show how dope he was before the midlife crisis he had at 33. Tiger's 82 PGA tournaments and had the number 1 ranking in golf for 683 weeks, which is like damn near infinity.
How long have I been alive for? Woods is good with 15 majors. But Serena Williams is even better. Serena Williams has got so many trophies, some people could consider her a hoarder.
- Aw, bless her hoarding heart.
JARED QUAY: I mean, do you need this many trophies? I'm tripping over trophies. Look at this one. This is an elementary school trophy. You still kept this?
- That is unbelievable.
JARED QUAY: She has 23 Grand Slam single titles. Serena's got a US Open trophy that's old enough to drink, and she won the Australian Open during her first trimester. Now, you can't say that about anyone else on the GOAT list.
Now you know Usain Bolt's got to be on this. One, because "bolt" and "goat" rhyme. Duh. And you can say both of those words in the time between GOAT's world record and the next fastest guy.
Bolt might not have as many GOATs as water GOAT Michael Phelps. But as far as being the best at your sport, well, he's the definition. Usain's only flaw is that he may not be faster than me.
How's it feel being the second fastest person in this interview?
USAIN BOLT: I don't know what you're talking about.
JARED QUAY: Because I'm the real GOAT around here. I mean, let's be honest. I'm like the Incredibles little boy. I run so fast. Every time he slows up, they're going to know. I don't want to tell everybody, but I'm kind of not human.