Welp, this is awkward. Apparently, Ryan Seacrest clogged the Kardashians’ toilet during a party. And, if you thought that was, ahem, sh*tty behavior, consider this — Kris Jenner and the rest of her brood are probably just finding out about it, too. So, yeah, you might say that Seacrest’s guest etiquette stinks.
Seacrest revealed his dirty little secret last night when he visited The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. After discussing Seacrest’s induction into the Radio Hall of Fame, Fallon congratulated his friend for a less obvious accomplishment: busting one of the Kardashians’ toilets. “It was unintentional,” Seacrest defended himself before launching into the sordid tale. “I took the drive to Calabasas because I was invited to a — this is embarrassing — big party of theirs with all of the family. All of the sisters were there. I had a lot to eat that day, and I had to go to the bathroom when I got in.”
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Unfortunately for Seacrest, the Kardashians’ futuristic toilet didn’t come with a manual. “As I was seated, I was thinking about the menu of options, the things you can do when you’re finished. And so, I chose one and I pressed it, and the water level began to rise underneath me. I thought, Oh god, I better hit the other button. And it began to rise even more. Now I’m faced with one of life’s great challenges and choices: What do I do?”
At that moment, Seacrest recounted, he considered fessing up. “Do I call Kim, Khloe or Kris and say, ‘Help’? Or do I press the other, the third button, and risk it all overflowing? Or close it?” he recalled his thoughts. Spoiler alert? He managed to keep his poop-and-run private… until now. “I hit the button and the lid closed perfectly, and I got out and went back to the party,” Seacrest confessed. As for what happened in that bathroom, Seacrest has a sneaking suspicion, saying, “One of the other sisters had to deal with that.”
Granted, Seacrest and the Kardashians have been close friends for a long time. He serves as the executive producer of their long-running reality series Keeping Up With the Kardashians, so they’ll probably cut him some slack. But still, can you imagine the look on Kim Kardashian West’s face upon discovering a toilet overflowing with Seacrest’s sewage? If their friendship could survive that, it’ll surely stand the test of time.