Quotes of the Week: Survivor, Grey’s, Good Doctor, 3 Body Problem and More
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One thing is clear from looking at our latest Quotes of the Week compilation: It was a very quotable few days for ABC’s programming.
In the list below — which features our picks for TV’s most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you’ll find no fewer than five ABC series represented, including Abbott Elementary, The Good Doctor, Grey’s Anatomy, The Bachelor and a double dose of Station 19.
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But not all of our selections hail from the Alphabet Net. Elsewhere in this week’s roundup, you’ll also find bon mots and zingers from Survivor, The Way Home, Last Week Tonight, The Amazing Race and 3 Body Problem.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Vlada Gelman, Charlie Mason, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Ryan Schwartz)
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY
“I don’t know why you wouldn’t trust me enough to tell me who’s courting you.”
“Nobody is courting me! This ain’t Bridgerton. It’s casual.”
Barbara (Sheryl Lee Ralph) is upset that Melissa (Lisa Ann Walter) didn’t share with her about her new relationship
SURVIVOR
“Why did he even come out here? He could’ve just gone camping!”
Kenzie vents to tribemate Tiffany about her frustrations with the enigmatic Bhanu
THE WAY HOME
“You need to hide right now. She has not seen you in seven years, and no offense, but you look like you’re 12.”
“Yeah, well, don’t think that scraggly excuse for a beard you’ve got going on is doing you any favors.”
Teen-ish Elliot (David Webster) tries to hide Alice (Sadie Laflamme-Snow) from Kat in 2007
STATION 19
“Will Jack be OK?”
“The department will make sure he lands on his feet.”
“Better than landing on his head. [Crickets] No one has a sense of humor here!”
Chaos Kate (Kiele Sanchez) discovers that it’s too soon to joke about Jack’s career-ending head injury with Carina (Stefania Spampinato) and Maya (Danielle Savre)
STATION 19 (Bonus Quote!)
“Hey… Gibson didn’t take his helmet?”
“I mean, if anyone needs a helmet, it’s him, right? [Crickets] I hate it here.”
Andy (Jaina Lee Ortiz) doesn’t find Kate (Kiele Sanchez) any funnier than the marrieds did
LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER
“Our main story tonight concerns student loans, the main thing you leave college with besides a diploma and a drinking problem.”
THE GOOD DOCTOR
“Think of me like Bill Belichick — but meaner, and with better hair.”
Morgan (Fiona Gubelmann) introduces herself to med student Dom
THE AMAZING RACE
“I gave you all the action I could today, so don’t ask for none when we get back to the room.”
After running two legs in a row and coming in first both times, Leticia lets husband Rod know that she did not do it all for the nookie
GREY’S ANATOMY
“When did you have time to prepare for a famine?”
Link (Chris Carmack) can’t help but marvel at the spread that Jo has laid out for them
3 BODY PROBLEM (Episode 3)
“It better not go through my search history.”
Too late, Jack (John Bradley) realizes how vulnerable he is to the mystery video game he’s just started playing — and whoever’s behind it
THE BACHELOR
“Everybody poops! Even the girls in the Bachelor mansion! We all poop!”
Autumn hits us with an uncomfortable but undeniable truth in this season’s blooper reel
ROAD HOUSE
“Lookie here. Our own little octagon.”
“What? Who taught you shapes…?”
Knox (Conor McGregor) squares off with Dalton (Jake Gyllenhaal) on a quite oblong boat
ALICE & JACK
“On to the Walk of Shame….”
“I don’t know why they call it the Walk of Shame. You just had sex, they should call it the Walk of Victory, the Stroll of Conquest.”
“Yeah, they absolutely should not call it that.”
Alice (Andrea Riseborough) hands hook-up Jack (Domnhall Gleeson) his proverbial hat
ALICE & JACK (Bonus Quote)
“Be careful.”
“If I were careful with anything in this world, I would be careful with you.”
“You weren’t, though. You weren’t careful.”
“I know. I’ll try and be.”
Alice (Andrea Roseborough) gives heartbroken Jack (Domnhall Gleeson) a shave
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