Quotes of the Week: Sex Education, AHS, Daryl Dixon, The Continental and More
Sure, the fall TV season’s big Premiere Week wasn’t nearly as jam-packed as it usually is, but we still got plenty of material for our latest Quotes of the Week compilation.
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In the list below, we’ve gathered a dozen of TV’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got a perfectly timed offer of baked goods on Power Book IV: Force, an unexpected addendum to Cirie’s eviction vote on Big Brother, a scarf-related fashion debate on The Continental and a, uh, memorable impression of a Star Wars character from All Rise‘s Lola.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Sex Education‘s final season (grade the premiere!) and The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon, plus quotable moments from American Horror Story: Delicate, Billions, The Young and the Restless and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
AMERICAN HORROR STORY: DELICATE
“I feel like I’m violating myself.”
“That’s called being an actress.”
Anna (Emma Roberts) doesn’t want to sign a doll in the image of her old TV character; publicist Siobhan (Kim Kardashian) doesn’t care
THE CONTINENTAL
“You come in here pointing a gun at my sister?”
“In hindsight, that was a mistake.”
“No, that ascot was a mistake.”
“It’s a cravat.”
Winston (Colin Woodell) — he of the natty neckwear — meets Miles (Hubert Point-Du Jour), Lou and the gang
SEX EDUCATION (Episode 1)
“Why was your penis flaccid? You know that people are more into pictures of hard d-cks?”
“Erect just felt aggressive!”
“Also, why were your pubes shaped in that strange pattern, and why was the camera so far away?“
Eric (Ncuti Gatwa) asks Otis (Asa Butterfield) many baffling questions after a photo of Otis’ genitals is accidentally screened to all of his new peers at school
SEX EDUCATION (Episode 2)
“Are you afraid of horses?”
“Nah. No, no, no. Of course not. Their, uh… their faces are completely normal size.”
Adam (Connor Swindells) takes “fake it till you make it” to a whole new level when he accepts a job working on a farm
BIG BROTHER
“I vote to evict Cameron and his hair.”
Cirie is delighted to finally boot Cameron — and his substantial curls — from the house
BILLIONS
“His wife’s still in New York. She’s suing for divorce on grounds of abandonment.”
“Well, maybe he can countersue for irony.”
Axe (Damian Lewis) and Chuck (Paul Giamatti) discuss the reason Russian oligarch Grigor Andolov suddenly wants back into the United States
ALL RISE
“Robin will forgive you. But you gotta forgive yourself first.”
“[in Yoda voice] Now who sounds like Yoda?”
Lola’s (Simone Missick) Yoda impression causes Mark (Wilson Bethel) to do a spit take
THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
“I see that you’ve replaced my portrait with your own.”
“Your office has walls, doesn’t it?”
Victor (Eric Braeden) disses and dismisses demoted daughter Victoria (Amelia Heinle)
POWER BOOK IV: FORCE
“Give me one reason I shouldn’t whack your goofy ass right now. Come on!”
“You boys want some Toll House cookies?”
Jenard’s (Kris D. Lofton) threat to put a bullet in the head of one of his subordinates is interrupted by the guy’s grandmother (Wydetta Carter), who has excellent timing
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“Maybe a little bit before your time, but I’m getting a real Urkel-Laura Winslow vibe. It seems like you are far more into her than she is into you.”
Cody Rhodes, making a sound observation about Dominik Mysterio’s relationship with “Mami” Rhea Ripley
THE WALKING DEAD: DARYL DIXON
“Monsieur Daryl, what kind of death would you prefer?”
“How about a quiet one?”
Daryl (Norman Reedus) quickly discovers the downside of traveling with a child as inquisitive and chatty as Laurent (Louis Puech Scigliuzzi)
THE WALKING DEAD: DARYL DIXON (Bonus Quote!)
“Get back! G—dammit, I’m an American!”
Villainous Gaines (Ned Dennehy) tries and fails to deter French zombies from eating him
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