Quotes of the Week: Nancy Drew, Minx, And Just Like That, Physical and More
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Sunday’s here once again, and so is Team TVLine’s latest look back at our favorite Quotes of the Week.
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In the list below, we’ve gathered nearly two dozen of television’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got Miranda’s commendable efforts to be politically correct on And Just Like That…, Baby Billy’s completely on-brand reaction to a swarm of locusts on The Righteous Gemstones, Whoopi Goldberg’s succinct summary of her multiple marriages on The View, and, at long last, Carson saying what we’ve all been thinking about Nancy Drew‘s recent episodes.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Breeders, The Afterparty, Physical and The Summer I Turned Pretty, plus the coveted triple appearance, this time reserved for Heartstopper‘s second season (grade the premiere).
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
NANCY DREW
“Will you stop saying ‘sin eater’ like it’s just something everyone says?!”
Finally, someone is speaking on behalf of the audience, and we’re not the least bit surprised that Carson (Scott Wolf) is the one to do it
BREEDERS (Episode 1)
“That was nice. It was a nice ceremony. Very sweet.”
“So, how long do you give them?”
“As a couple? Six.”
“Months?”
“No, minutes, they’re f—king doomed.”
Paul (Martin Freeman) and Ally (Daisy Haggard) are unsurprisingly pessimistic when it comes to a friend’s marriage
BREEDERS (Episode 2)
“I’m at the denial stage, I think. Are you at the anger stage yet?”
“I’m always at the f—king anger stage. What are the other stages again?”
“Denial, anger, bargaining, depression…”
“Sporty, scary, posh…”
“Divorced, beheaded, died…”
Paul (Martin Freeman) and Ally (Daisy Haggard) share a laugh while reacting to the big news that son Luke is going to be a teen dad
CRIME SCENE KITCHEN
“Fadi and T, you can take your beautiful dessert… and this ‘medical rendering thing’ you’ve made for us….”
Joel McHale and the judges leave Fadi and T’s accidentally phallic cake topper untouched
THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES
“We’re gonna have to do some reshoots.”
Baby Billy Freeman’s (Walton Goggins) priorities remain hilariously out of whack when the inaugural taping of his religious-tinged game show Bible Bonkers gets interrupted by a plague of locusts
THE AFTERPARTY
“The more I think about it, I’m pretty sure Sebastian did it.”
“Really? Why is that?”
“Well, Edgar simply fired him. Bombshell! Plus… he sucks.”
Aniq (Sam Richardson) may or may not be biased when it comes to suspecting Sebastian of murder
THE AFTERPARTY (Bonus Quote!)
“‘These bars can’t hold these bars!’ Stop. OK, this is what it’s about. ‘These bars,’ as in prison, can’t hold ‘these bars,’ the song that I’m singing to you right now! I feel like the acoustics are real messed up. What if I take you to the prison shower? The acoustics there are unbelievable!”
Yasper (Ben Schwartz) may be in jail for murder, but that’s not preventing him from perfecting his next bop
MINX
“Richie, you need to take better care of yourself. Here: OJ and speed.”
Bambi (Jessica Lowe) reminds us that self-care looked a lot different in the 1970s
THE VIEW
“I was like, ‘You know what? This is getting expensive and boring.’”
A thrice-divorced Whoopi Goldberg recalls the moment she realized married life was not for her
HEARTSTOPPER (Episode 1)
“I’ve missed rugby.”
“[Laughs] Have you now?”
“Yeah. I love running around and falling over.”
“Oh, well, you are very good at the falling-over part.”
“I’m good at the running part, too, actually.”
“What? Running away from the ball?”
Charlie (Joe Locke) and Nick (Kit Connor) serve a bit of pre-practice banter
HEARTSTOPPER (Episode 2)
“Are you tired, or is this movie just really boring?”
“I did warn you I’m not a fan of Marvel movies.”
Nick (Kit Connor) can hear that from Charlie (Joe Locke)… but maybe not Marvel from Locke, who’s got a role in WandaVision spinoff Agatha: Coven of Chaos
HEARTSTOPPER (Episode 3)
“Paris is basically like a five-day-long sleepover. You’re going to be so annoyed with me after that.”
“Aww. I love you because of how annoying you are.”
One joke from Darcy (Kizzy Edgell) and oops… Tara (Corinna Brown) lets slip the L word
GOOD OMENS (Episode 6)
“We’re a team, a group. A group of the two of us, and we’ve spent our existence pretending we aren’t… And I would like to spend — I mean, if Gabriel and Beelzebub can go off together, then we can, just the two of us.”
Crowley (David Tennant) finally gets up the courage to tell Aziraphale how he feels… only to have his hopes dashed moments later
PHYSICAL (Episode 1)
“Isn’t one of the steps in your recovery integrity?”
“Recovery’s a long road.”
A still-morally flexible Sheila (Rose Byrne) tries to sell business partner Greta (Dierdre Friel) on the idea of leaking X-rated pics of her aerobics rival to the press
PHYSICAL (Episode 2)
“Did I just hear someone’s p—y release?”
Sheila gets tripped up by her unorthodox aerobics instructor’s (Whitney Cummings) aggressively sexual teaching style
AND JUST LIKE THAT…
“So I’ll be bottom man on the totem pole, but I’m just happy I’ll be someplace helping to do some good in the world… I probably shouldn’t say ‘totem pole.’ Or ‘man.’ Or ‘bottom.’”
Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) is still working on making sure her word choices aren’t offending anyone
THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY
“Belly, that’s like Wattpad-level hot. You could sell that.”
Taylor (Rain Spencer), after Belly tells her what Jeremiah said about not kissing her during Truth or Dare because he’s not sure he could ever stop
THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY (Bonus Quote!)
“You were always just this person who was around, and now you’re someone I miss when they’re not around. I don’t know how it happened, or when it happened, but now, you’re my favorite person.”
Steven (Sean Kaufman) tells Taylor how he feels about her
JUSTIFIED: CITY PRIMEVAL
“You want us to Google that, or…?
Local crime boss Toma greets Raylan (Timothy Olyphant) and Bryl with a mouthful of Albanian
JUSTIFIED: CITY PRIMEVAL (Bonus Quote!)
“Where you going, cowboy?”
“Stretch my legs, go for a walk. What’s it look like I’m doing?”
“You sure about this? ‘Cause again, the beauty of this is we just wait until Mansell shows up, guns start blazing, we stroll on in there, save the day. Shazam.”
“Yeah… I’m going in.”
“F–k me.”
Bryl (Norbert Leo Butz) would prefer Raylan (Timothy Olyphant) let the bad guys do the dirty work for them
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