Quotes of the Week: Dark Winds, Billions, Virgin River, Reservation Dogs and More
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Another week of television has already flown by, but we can remember it a little longer by way of our Quotes of the Week compilation.
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In the list below, we’ve gathered 15 of TV’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got Harley Quinn‘s shout-out to a different show you can stream on Max, a visit from another Star Wars vet on Ahsoka, Billions‘ colorful new phrase for when something goes really, really wrong, and a line from Virgin River‘s new episodes that sums up the show’s appeal quite nicely.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Dark Winds and Only Murders in the Building, plus quotable moments from Reservation Dogs, Men in Kilts, Special Ops: Lioness and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
RESERVATION DOGS
“God Creator, give me one chance. I’ll go anywhere! I’ll go to Kansas City. I’ll go to Washington, D.C. I’ll even go to Texas! OK, not Texas.”
Bev (Jana Schmieding) would jump at the chance to leave the res for a new opportunity… just as long as it’s not in the Lone Star State
HARLEY QUINN
“Vote him out! Use your business powers and go all Logan on Lex’s Kendall ass!”
Harley — or at least a potato-based clone thereof (voiced by Kaley Cuoco) — impresses Ivy with her Succession reference
DARK WINDS
“I’ll take these structures. You get up that windmill.”
“How the hell am I supposed to get up there with a broken arm?”
“You got two of ’em, don’t you?”
Henry (Joseph Runningfox) and wounded Joe (Zahn McClarnon) rummage for evidence of a bomb
DARK WINDS (Bonus Quote!)
“How about some pants?”
“Nope.”
Leaphorn (Zahn McClarnon) interrupts B.J. Vines’ (John Diehl) massage to make an arrest
MEN IN KILTS
“Mate, honestly, your face: It’s incredible. I think definitely Jamie Fraser, Season 7. It’s just been a rough few weeks on Fraser’s Ridge.”
“It’s been a hard time on the Ridge.”
Graham McTavish and Sam Heughan discuss Sam’s hairy hobbit look, courtesy of New Zealand visual effects studio Weta, and how it might work on Outlander
THE CHOSEN
“Simon, everyone here knows what you’re thinking most of the time. It does not take God’s wisdom.”
Jesus (Jonathan Roumie) gives his most outspoken disciple a friendly ribbing
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
“For a while there, I had trouble remembering things myself. Turned out that I had been possessed by the devil.”
“I haven’t heard that one before!”
“Well, my dear, just stick around Salem. You’ll hear a lot of amazing things!”
Doug (Bill Hayes) and Julie (Susan Seaforth Hayes) reassure Joseph (Dick Van Dyke) that amnesia will only make him fit in better in their wacky town
VIRGIN RIVER
“So you’re not upset? You tend to chop wood when you’re upset.”
This line, spoken without a trace of irony by Mel (Alexandra Breckenridge), is Virgin River in its purest form
ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING
“Do you know the first rule of theater?”
“Don’t feed Hugh Jackman after midnight.”
“No, the other one…”
Turns out the chief rule for dealing with Gremlins also applies to Wolverines
ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (Bonus Quote!)
“I was trapped! Years went by! Do I have a beard? Is SNL still on?”
Charles (Steve Martin) doesn’t take well to being trapped in a custodial closet… for all of 20 minutes
THE VIEW
“She’s not dead.”
Joy Behar shoots down conspiracy theories surrounding moderator Whoopi Goldberg’s COVID-related absence
BILLIONS
“Well, this is a big, hairy, ball-licking problem.”
“Is that an official political term?”
“Paints a more vivid picture than ‘international incident.’”
Bradford (Babak Tafti) doesn’t mince words while discussing Mike’s latest problem with Scooter (Daniel Breaker)
SPECIAL OPS: LIONESS
“Tomorrow, Aaliyah is my wife. And tomorrow, there is no more you. And if you tell her we spoke, I’ll throw you in the f—king sea.”
“I’d like to see you try…. I suggest you bring [bodyguard] ‘tons of fun’ if you do, because I could wipe the floor with your bony ass.”
Ehsan (Ray Corasani) and Cruz (Laysla De Oliveira) get to know each other a lot better
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY
“Why am I even explaining myself? It’s fine, who cares? I’m old and six feet tall. Like, whatever.”
Jenna Lyons on why she chose to fly business class solo vs. slumming it in coach with the other Housewives
AHSOKA
“Hello, Snips. I didn’t expect to see you so soon.”
Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) greeting his former Padawan Ahsoka in the World Between Worlds — with his favorite nickname for her! — really made that moment special
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