Quotes of the Week: Bosch: Legacy, Billions, Daryl Dixon, Magnum and More
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In the list below, we’ve gathered nearly two dozen of TV’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, in addition to the aforementioned series, we’ve got quotable moments from Bosch: Legacy, Magnum P.I., The Daily Show, Lessons in Chemistry and The Golden Bachelor.
And if that won’t do, this week’s roundup also features bon mots from The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, Frasier, The Voice, Big Brother and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
CHUCKY
“The most evil houses are always Dutch colonials! Think about it. Amityville, Elm Street, Twin Peaks. What the f–k is up with the Dutch? Must be all the weed.”
Chucky (voiced by Brad Dourif) makes a fair point regarding the homes found in the some of the most widely known horror tales
CHUCKY (Bonus Quote!)
“What a spread! Ron DeFeo eat your heart out!”
“Who’s Ron DeFeo?”
“Oh my God! Kids these days. No sense of history.”
Chucky (voiced by Brad Dourif) is appalled to learn that Caroline (Carina Battrick) has no idea about the history of the Amityville Horror house
THE WALKING DEAD: DARYL DIXON
“I ain’t gonna die in here.”
“You look half-dead already. I’ll be quick with the last half.”
Daryl (Norman Reedus) and Quinn (Adam Nagaitis) have very different ideas about their fates in Genet’s custody
THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT
“I was really looking forward to meeting Jada Pinkett Smith tonight. The only upside is, since I’m isolating, no one can slap me for having her name in my mouth.”
Leave it to Colbert to spin his latest bout of COVID into a positive
BILLIONS
“I don’t care what it costs me. I don’t care if Prince tries to claw that money back from me, blocks me from it, sues me or drops a dime on me — the last two of which are inevitable. I want to take that f—ker down before he rises any higher.”
“You must’ve really missed me.”
“Well, that, too.”
Taylor (Asia Kate Dillon) gets a little mushy while explaining to Axe (Damian Lewis) why they’re risking everything
BOSCH: LEGACY
“‘Everybody counts, or nobody counts’ — that’s your thing. Family counts a little more.”
J. Edgar (Jamie Hector) is glad to see Harry located daughter Maddie
FRASIER
“At one point, I hawked a tinted moisturizer with the tagline, ‘I’m glistening.’”
Sounds like Dr. Crane (Kelsey Grammer) left his dignity in Seattle
FRASIER (Bonus Quote!)
“I don’t know if you’ve ever dealt with a sibling with whom you have a very intense and competitive relationship.”
“I am familiar with the dynamic.”
Olivia (Toks Olagundoye) clearly hasn’t been brought up to speed on Frasier’s relationship with Niles
THE CHALLENGE: USA
“You want to take a nap?”
Host TJ Lavin cracks a joke to Cory Wharton, who was saddled with a five-minute penalty during the finale’s final challenge
KITCHEN NIGHTMARES
“It looks like an implant gone wrong.”
Gordon Ramsay gives a $22 bread bowl the booby prize
MAGNUM P.I.
“Thank you, Chef.”
“Please don’t.”
Thomas (Jay Hernandez) makes a meal of Gordon’s (Tim Kang) undercover identity
THE VOICE
“Can we consider myself a duo?”
Contestant Katie Wheatley, the first singer ever to audition for the show while expecting
BIG BROTHER
“I hate it. All of it. And everyone. They can all go to hell.”
She may appear to be joking, but it’s pretty obvious that Cirie Fields is completely over the Big Brother house
THE DAILY SHOW
“Of course [Rite Aid] was going to go out of business. I mean, just look at their logo! They were mashing their medicines the old-fashioned way.”
Guest host Michael Kosta isn’t the least bit surprised that the pharmacy chain’s gone belly up
THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER
“Well, this is awkward.”
Roderick (Bruce Greenwood) can’t resist a joke the first time he sees sister Madeline after she convinced him to end his life
THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (Bonus Quote!)
“Like I said to one of my clients: When I’m done, you can stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone, and it won’t cost you a thing.”
She doesn’t name names, but Verna (Carla Gugino) makes it very clear who’s benefitted from her otherworldly influence
WHERE ARE YOU, CHRISTMAS?
“New Year’s movie marathon?”
“Yes. Every year they make, like, a hundred New Year’s movies and they start airing them in June.”
Sharon (Julie Warner) informing her daughter, Addy (Lyndsy Fonseca), that even in a suddenly black-and-white world in which Christmas does not exist Hallmark finds a way
THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
“Hi, my name is Sheila, I’ll be your server today. Can I start you with some sparkling water?”
“You despicable, diabolical creature.”
“Maybe a cocktail would be better.”
Sheila (Kimberlin Brown) probably shouldn’t expect a big tip from nemesis Li (Naomi Matsuda)
HOUSE OF VILLAINS
“I do have a quite fond shining to my roommate Corinne. The woman fetches my coffee in the morning, she gives me all the bathroom time I need, and I need that type of stability here in this house.”
Tiffany “New York” Pollard understands that a strong foundation is crucially important when nurturing a new friendship
WWE RAW
“The reality is that this is my division, and that Mami will always be on top.”
WWE Women’s World Champion Rhea Ripley letting everyone know who runs women’s wrestling on RAW
LESSONS IN CHEMISTRY
“I was just about to come over. I was wondering if you had an axe I could borrow.”
“Are you serious?”
“Yes. I’m finding the sledgehammer to be too limiting.”
In an effort to avoid her grief, Elizabeth (Brie Larson) hopes to find solace in a sledgehammer from Harriet (Aja Naomi King)
THE GOLDEN BACHELOR
“I’ve never played pickleball. But if Gerry plays with us, I would love to ‘dink’ him or ‘doogle’ him, whatever it is. This sounds so naughty! What a sport!”
Sandra is still getting the hang of pickleball terminology… but she likes it!
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