With no disrespect to Benjamin Franklin, there are actually three certainties in life: death, taxes and the Sunday publication of Quotes of the Week.
As fall TV inches closer, we’ve compiled another seven days’ worth of the summer’s best bon mots, zingers and one-liners. This time around, we’ve got a hypothetical time-travel scenario on Four Weddings and a Funeral, an optimistic sting operation on Blood & Treasure, the arrival of a new Orange County housewife and a pop culture mix-up on Orange Is the New Black.
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Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of BH90210 and Bachelor in Paradise, plus sound bites from Euphoria, Pennyworth, Ambitions and more.
Check out the attached gallery — or click here for direct access — then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
Launch Gallery: Quotes of the Week for Aug. 4, 2019