Quotes of the Week: The Blacklist, HIMYF, Righteous Gemstones, The Idol and More
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In the list below, we’ve gathered nearly a dozen of television’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including scripted moments from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got Zoey discovering new and fascinating sides of her roommates on grown-ish, The Righteous Gemstones‘ Judy being, well, Judy-er than ever, and one of The Blacklist‘s most memorable Red monologues to date.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: the rare triple appearance from a show (Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan, in this case), plus quotable moments from How I Met Your Father, Secret Invasion and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
GROWN-ISH
“Whose Ninja Turtle socks are these? And why do I live with two men who both own Ninja Turtle socks?!”
Come on, as if Zoey (Yara Shahidi) didn’t know exactly what she was signing up for when she moved in with Aaron and Doug
THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES
“I didn’t know you felt so strongly.”
“I don’t. I feel like the opposite of strongly. Don’t give a s—t whether the dude lives or dies. In fact, I lean towards hoping he dies today. But also, I could care less.”
Judy (Edi Patterson) tries to convince BJ (Tim Baltz) to stay away from her former boy toy Stephen
TOM CLANCY’S JACK RYAN
“I hear congratulations are in order.”
“So all this s—t is your fault?”
“Nah. I only told them I knew a guy.”
“And you didn’t want to ask me first?”
“Oh — you weren’t the guy.”
Who else is going to miss this Jack (John Krasinski)/Greer (Wendell Pierce) banter?
TOM CLANCY’S JACK RYAN (Bonus Quote!)
“Oh, man…. I always wanted to be a Federale.”
“Oh, yeah? Was the CIA second?”
“Fourth.”
Mike November (Michael Kelly) gets ready to play dress-up
TOM CLANCY’S JACK RYAN (Bonus Quote!)
“‘Welcome back’?”
“I told you, I took the whole CIA firing thing very hard.”
Mike November (Michael Kelly) apparently is no stranger to this Dubrovnik brothel
HOW I MET YOUR FATHER
“So, you literally ran away.”
“Like you never ran away? Remember when Dad and I said you couldn’t go to Olivia Rodrigo’s farewell tour?”
Mark your calendars: The “Vampire” singer’s farewell tour is coming… sometime between now and the year 2050
OUTLANDER
“Forget your mother: The 18th century’s lucky to have survived you.”
Roger (Richard Rankin) reacts to learning that Jamie and Claire’s house blew up, in part, because of the matches that Brianna created (way ahead of their time)
THE IDOL
“If there’s someone here from Clown World who can go and get [Jocelyn] for me, I’d like to have the f—king meeting I came here for.”
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“Cult? It’s a f—king NXIVM meeting. I’m surprised they didn’t brand us on the way in. This is weird even by music business standards.”
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“What is this, f—king Star Search? I feel like Ed McMahon over here.”
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“Are we at f—king Hunter Biden’s house? What the hell is going on here?”
Forget the singers — Andrew Finkelstein (Eli Roth) put on the best show in the season finale!
THE WALKING DEAD: DEAD CITY
“She’s tougher than she looks, and she looks tough as s—t.”
Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), reassuring a new acquaintance that Maggie is almost impossible to rattle
SECRET INVASION
“Name me one other interspecies relationship where it’s acceptable to clean up the other guy’s poop.”
“I’ve been cleaning up your poop for the last thirtysomething years….”
Talos (Ben Mendelsohn) marvels at the human-dog relationship
THE BLACKLIST
“You want to blame someone? Blame yourself and the others who preceded you, because you want your information from Raymond Reddington. You want to solve cases. You want to save lives. You want to have an effect. But you don’t want to be guilty of doing business with me — not in the harsh light of day. Well, shame on you. I am what I am. You made a devil’s bargain. Did you really expect me to stop being the devil?”
Oh, how we’ll miss your scathing monologues, Raymond (James Spader)
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