Quotes of the Week: AGT, Jack Ryan, Strange New Worlds, Riverdale and More
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Independence Day hasn’t arrived just yet, but there are plenty of fireworks of the verbal variety in our latest Quotes of the Week compilation.
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In the list below, we’ve gathered more than a dozen of television’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got Star Trek: Strange New Worlds living up to its title like never before, Jamie’s adorable attempt to reference a certain Disney character on Outlander, some unsolicited style advice from The Walking Dead: Dead City‘s Negan, and Riverdale‘s tongue-in-cheek nod to its own, uh, interesting creative choices over the years.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Secret Invasion (read Episode 2 recap) and Gotham Knights (grade the series finale).
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
OUTLANDER
“If one day you should ever meet a very large mouse named Michael, tell him your grandsire sends his regards.”
Jamie (Sam Heughan) doesn’t quite understand the concept of Mickey Mouse as Brianna has explained it, but that doesn’t stop him from mentioning the character to Jeremiah as they say goodbye
AMERICA’S GOT TALENT
“How did you guys meet?”
“…They’re a family.”
In Sofía Vergara’s defense, she was directing her question to the parents of the Sharpe Family Singers, but Simon Cowell just couldn’t help himself
THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
“Come on, Ridge! She has children with your father! She slept with your brother! OK, I did, too. But what I didn’t do was get pregnant with my daughter’s husband and have a child with him!”
Taylor (Krista Allen) shares our skepticism about her ex-husband’s reunion with his other ex-wife, Brooke
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“Can you name an American Idol winner from the last five years?”
“Oh, s—t!”
Andy Cohen asks original Idol winner Kelly Clarkson a question none of us could answer
GOTHAM KNIGHTS
“Well, call me old-fashioned but if we were going to have a future together, I deserved to know that you could have fought in the Civil War.”
Harvey (Misha Collins) has a thing about dating much, much older women, Rebecca
GOTHAM KNIGHTS (Bonus Quote!)
“No, bombs were the Joker’s specialty. Now you wish I was his daughter?”
Harvey assumes Duela (Olivia Rose Keegan) can make quick work of the bomb in their midst
HIJACK
“Maybe someone was making him lie. Maybe he was threatened.”
“But his voice. He sounded very calm and relaxed.”
“That’s how they sound.”
“Pilots?”
“British people. Zero emotion.”
The Dubai ATC supervisor (Waleed Elgadi) suspects the KA29 pilot wasn’t telling them something
STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS
“Ma’am, not to be impolite, but who are you and what the hell are you doing on my ship?”
Captain Kirk (Paul Wesley) gives a baffled La’an, who was thrust into an alternate timeline, a warm welcome on the Enterprise‘s bridge
SUPERMAN & LOIS
“Are you sure? ‘Cause, I mean, I’m moving to Metropolis.”
“Guess I’m going to have to make you wish you weren’t.”
John Henry (Wolé Parks) and Lana (Emmanuelle Chriqui) get their flirt on just before doing the deed
THE IDOL
“He was just trying to defend him, and then this girl came out and was like, ‘He hit me!’ and made it this whole thing like he had abused her. And then—”
“And then?”
Destiny (Da’Vine Joy Randolph) is agog to hear Joss’ gross Tedros tales keep coming
SECRET INVASION
“Whoa, whoa, whoa. You’re telling me there’s a million Skrulls walking amongst us right now? Have you lost your reptilian-ass mind?!”
Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) learns from Talos there are already aliens among us. Lots of ’em!
SECRET INVASION (Bonus Quote!)
“If Slovakia rolls its eyes at me one more time, I’m gonna put on the suit and carpet-bomb them.”
Rhodey (Don Cheadle) gets grilled by a Senate subcommittee about Fury’s seeming role in the Moscow bombing
THE WALKING DEAD: DEAD CITY
“Holy s—t, are you kidding me? Seriously — you have a neckbeard and a rat tail? I mean, I get it, the world went to hell and you stopped giving a s—t. But my dude, there is a line.”
Meet Negan (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), the one-man style council
RIVERDALE
“So nice to meet you, Mr. Lodge. We’re such big fans of your television program.”
“Especially the first season. It kinda went downhill after that.”
Cheryl (Madelaine Petsch) adds a barb to Betty’s (Lili Reinhart) compliment — and speaks for Riverdale fans everywhere
TOM CLANCY’S JACK RYAN
“On paper, you might be the deadliest operator the CIA has ever employed.”
“See this? Now I’m blushing.”
Jack sums up Domingo Chavez’s (Michael Peña) bona fides
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