Quench Your Spring Thirst With Our Horny Queer Playlist

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If there’s one message we’re hoping to convey with this horny queer playlist, it’s that spring has officially sprung, pun intended. Even the iciest of hearts can’t resist the warming temperatures. New relationships are blossoming, old ones are falling by the wayside, and the mood is friskier than usual. In the past, we’ve curated our favorite queer love songs, but the 29 tracks on this playlist about lust of all kinds. We here at Them hope these (sometimes very) sexual songs can serve as the perfect soundtrack for this most libidinous of seasons.

Beloved pop queen Chappell Roan kicks off our playlist with “After Midnight” from her smash-hit debut album The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess. The exuberant dance pop track is cheeky, flirty, and a little mischievous as Roan sings about stealing kisses from your girlfriends and boyfriends in the witching hours. Steve Lacy follows suit with “N Side,” a silky smooth R&B track about necking and grabbing ass. Although Kehlani dropped a new single earlier this month, their entry in our playlist is 2017’s “Honey,” a subdued acoustic guitar ballad that leans into the singer’s sweet romantic vibe. They sing with bracing honesty about loving women who are “a little selfish” and “a little jealous.” Who doesn't love a red flag?

Some artists on our playlist do away with subtlety and innuendo altogether, diving right into the raunchy side of this sexy time. Peaches’ “Fuck The Pain Away,” the electroclash classic from the naughty aughties, opens with the now-iconic lyric: “Suckin’ on my titties like you wanted me / callin’ me, all the time like Blondie.” Pop provocateur Kim Petras’ gift to the world “Butt Slutt” is a no-holds-barred love letter to anal sex. And the irreverent performance artist Christeene graces our list with “Fix My Dick,” which finds her groaning, “I need a woman gonna eat my dirty shame” over industrial beats.

Finally, two artists The Hidden Cameras and Smokey bring us songs about watersports that you didn’t know you needed. “Piss Slave” is a disco anthem for soaking-wet nights by John “Smokey” Condon, an out gay proto-punk from the glam rock era. The ’70s boogie makes you shake your ass to the lyric “I want to be your toilet.” Lastly, Toronto indie poppers The Hidden Cameras take a more poetic approach to this particular kink with the exalting “Golden Streams.”

For these sensual tracks and more check out our 29-song playlist below. — Juan Velasquez

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