Prince William Was Named The "Sexiest Bald Man" Alive, But Not Everyone Agrees, And They're Sharing Who Should Have The Title

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People of the online world fightin' mad.

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This time, it's because Prince William was named "sexiest bald man" of 2023 by the marketing agency, Reboot.

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Apparently, the list was based on Google searches for bald men with the words “shirtless” or “naked," so who knows?!

Prince William is not a *wrong* winner; people just think there are bald men who are better.

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Anyway, number two on the list is Vin Diesel.

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Number three is Jason Statham.

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Coming in at number four is Samuel L. Jackson.

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And to round out the top five is Jeff Bezos.

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As I said, there were some interesting results here!!

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The response has been immediate and passionate.

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What were they thinking?!

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Where's Chris Meloni?

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What about Mark Strong?

Twitter: @moonysmith81

Hell, even Pitbull is missing!

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The biggest and most glaring omission is Stanley Tucci.

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I mean, COME ON?!

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No offense to these men, but let's get that recount going.

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I simply want to some Stanley Tucci inclusion.

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