In order to spice things up on the 14th season of "Big Brother," or at least draw in viewers with familiar faces while allowing the fresh houseguests an actual shot at winning, the show brought past stars in as coaches. Those four veterans -- Dan, Janelle, Britney, and Mike Boogie -- are competing for their own $100,000 prize, while advising the newbies on strategy and whatnot. Dan was down a team member shortly after the game began because he idiotically picked physically weak players, so we're pretty sure the members of this football coach's team are destined for an early dismissal. Read on for our evaluation of each player.