Pastry week: 'The Great British Bake Off' sends home a favourite after a fishy bake
Pastry week’s Great British Bake Off eviction was a shocker as one previous favourite to win the competition flaked out and went home.
Dan had earned his fair share of Hollywood Handshakes during his time in the tent, but pastry proved to be his downfall as he blundered his way through one disastrous task to the next.
Unfortunately, his attempt to pull back the contest with a Showstopper salmon pie backfired when he made it a little too realistic – and a little too raw.
Elsewhere, we got a sneak preview of Bake Off’s very first vegan week, and the viewers continued their complaints about too many handshakes.
At this rate, Paul Hollywood will be knocking on my door the next time I cook toast to insist that he shake my hand… #GBBO
— Jordan Pledge (@_JordanPledge) October 2, 2018
Handshakes mean nothing these days. #GBBO
— Gino (@ginodb) October 2, 2018
These Paul Hollywood handshakes need to stop, immediately. My skin, it crawls every time. #GBBO
— Ryan Gavan (@RyanGavo) October 2, 2018
After last week’s shock double-cull of Terry and Karen, we were still reeling and hoping that pastry week would prove slightly more soothing.
I know Dan, I miss Terry too 😢 #gbbo #PastryWeek pic.twitter.com/h5tkgmDdvh
— Danielle (@Danielle1812) October 2, 2018
Don't know who to tweet about tonight. I miss Terrys chaotic baking #gbbo
— Martin Haddock (@CrazyHaddz) October 2, 2018
Presenters Noel Fielding and Sandi Toksvig were once again trying to outdo each other in the shirt stakes, and we couldn’t decide whose we preferred – Noel’s eagle print, or Sandi’s rabbits.
But judge Prue Leith’s outfit, we were not such fans of as she seemed to be channelling the recently-departed Karen.
On with the baking!
Batter the devil you know. Especially if it’s pastry. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/5rehfGf28s
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 2, 2018
The Signature Bake
Samosas! Lovely. So most of us would say, but Ruby controversially declared that she could quite happily never eat another samosa in her life, which possibly wasn’t the best introduction to her bake.
Rahul was calling in the help from home by asking his samosa-pro mum for advice, which backfired somewhat when judge Paul Hollywood piled on the pressure by telling poor old nervous Rahul that his criticism would be nothing compared to mum’s.
Weird how they’re still airing #GBBO when we all know who the daddy is… pic.twitter.com/8RMedeQr65
— Ross (@rosstyson) October 2, 2018
Meanwhile, Briony decided to go for a sweet, peanut butter cheesecake filling – but even for this PB superfan, it all sounded a little too sickly.
However, Dan’s Christmas cheeseboard-inspired samosas sounded utterly amazing, if only he could get his pastry right. He thought he’d hit on a shortcut by using a pasta maker for rolling the pastry, but it just wasn’t strong enough, setting him back.
Everything that *could* have gone wrong with Dan’s samosas has indeed gone wrong. He has that resigned smile of a man who’s failed his driving test after reversing into a bollard. #GBBO
— BBC Good Food (@bbcgoodfood) October 2, 2018
Ruby blew the judges’ socks off with her spicing, which was a hit – Paul called her bakes “a juggernaut of flavour” and even asked for her mum’s chutney recipe, offering a Hollywood Handshake.
A handshake for Ruby. We feel one is in order for Ruby's mum too! #GBBO pic.twitter.com/LB4yAosF72
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 2, 2018
Jon’s “Romantic Dinner for Two” samosas may have been a little soggy, but the flavours went down well.
Kim-Joy’s savoury samosas were lacking a little in spice although her apple chai dessert ones were deemed delicious, Paul said that Briony’s were the most beautiful samosas he’d ever seen, Dan’s were labelled leathery, and Manon’s were dry.
Perfectionist Rahul put himself through the emotional mill once more, looking in absolute agony as the judges tasted his fare, but it was all worth it when he earned yet another Hollywood Handshake.
Prue Pat + Hollywood Handshake = Emotional Rahul! #GBBO pic.twitter.com/IyaiqTncU4
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 2, 2018
I love Rahul but he could win the lottery and still have the permanent expression of someone who has just knocked on your door to let you know he’s reversed over your cat. #GBBO
— Man vs Baby (@mattcoyney) October 2, 2018
Who won the Technical Challenge?
The Technical Challenge this week was that French classic, puy d’amour…although if you’ve never heard of it, don’t feel too bad, as neither had resident French baker Manon who looked completely baffled.
Perhaps Prue has been misinformed and there’s no such thing as the “well of love” pastry. Noel spoke convincingly, though, about the delicacy’s controversial history as an erotic treat.
Ladies, if your well of love looks like that, please, please consult a doctor. #gbbo
— Jack.Aidley (@JackAidley) October 2, 2018
Anyhow, the bakers gave it their best shot, making both puff and choux pastry with compote and creme patissiere.
In possibly the most revolting scenes ever to take place in the Bake Off tent, Jon offered a handy tip for using up egg whites. HE DRANK THE LOT. We were so stunned (and busy feeling queasy) that quite honestly it was difficult to concentrate on the rest of the challenge.
ADRIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! #GBBO pic.twitter.com/SlwSsPzF5D
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 2, 2018
Jon just drank a jug of egg whites and I damn near heaved up my dinner, this isn't the family friendly content I tuned in for #GBBO
— Jamie (@JamieTheBored) October 2, 2018
I just screamed, “NO!” so loudly when he downed those egg whites that my dog woke up and thought we were being burgled or something 🤮 #GBBO
— Katherine Piper 🦇🍁🌘 (@katieglyph) October 2, 2018
HE DRANK THE EGG WHITES!
Weirdest Bake Off moment possibly ever.#GBBO— Paul O'Connell (@PaulEOC) October 2, 2018
As we remember it, Dan was encouraging his creme pat to “burp”, which didn’t make us feel too much better, Ruby did a weird circular pastry piping design and then realised her mistake, and Kim-Joy admitted: “I bought a blow torch recently, but I was really freaked out by it.”
Note to bakers: Stop grimacing, nodding, and holding your head in your hands whilst your technical is being judged, it’s supposed to be an anonymous challenge!
Lovely Briony was shocked and delighted to come first, putting her in a strong position for Star Baker, and at the other end of the spectrum Ruby took last place on the chin. Dan, however, was devastated to be second last, saying “it looks like I can’t bake”.
The joy of winning a Technical Challenge on Bake Off. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/wWzoCaY2T2
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 2, 2018
The Showstoppers
It was a tough ask this week, with shaped banquet pies on the menu such as the Tudors would have had as a table centrepiece at a feast.
Briony had dressed for the occasion in an Alice in Wonderland print dress to match the decoration on her pie.
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland retold via the medium of pie. Ambitious. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/1QFL8qIOLC
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 2, 2018
Dan ambitiously shaped his salmon pie like a fish in a bid to pull out the stops he needed to stay in the contest, whilst Jon looked to his Welsh roots by shaping his like a dragon.
Noel spent most of the challenge desperately trying to get Rahul to engage in some banter over his favourite contestants, whether butterflies had antennae or tentacles, anything really, but Rahul just does not need that extra stress on top of the emotional rollercoaster of pie baking.
Noel and Rahul arguing over whether a butterfly has antennae or tentacles is everything. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/BnbhMjSnXR
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 2, 2018
Argh! A rare disaster for Rahul as his butterfly started leaking lamb curry in the oven. But a stressed Dan was in no mood for hearing the perennial teacher’s pet complaining, as he was so far behind he hadn’t even assembled his pie, never mind baked it.
If Dan goes this week, it’s going to be a Red Wedding mid-season twist, right? #GBBO
— Michael Goodeve (@MichaelGoodeve) October 2, 2018
Rahul wasn’t the only one to spring a leak, as pretty much everyone found their filling began oozing out of the pie.
Jon’s dragon, though delicious, was described as a “monster sausage roll” in looks by Prue, and Kim-Joy’s vegetarian mermaid was a little underdone but came with the added treat of Noel reminding us of one of his best Mighty Boosh characters, Old Gregg.
The mighty splash. #GBBO pic.twitter.com/6CAVF3XXkl
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 2, 2018
'Silke the vegetarian mermaid'
Kim Joy's mind must be a wonderful place. #GBBO
— M/T (@megamouth_88) October 2, 2018
Ruby’s Kohinoor Crown was a big success and Rahul’s butterfly was not far behind, although the pastry was a little wet.
Poor Dan had the shocker of this week with his salmon – a little too lifelike to be appetising for Prue, and unsurprisingly raw all the way round given its brief dip in the oven.
For cod's hake! #GBBO pic.twitter.com/zMoKy6R0RF
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 2, 2018
Dan’s pie reminds me of the bouncy castle in Phoenix Nights. #GBBO
— Blouse (@Superblouse) October 2, 2018
Manon’s octopus wasn’t the catch of the day either. The outside looked fantastic, but the fish filling didn’t look very tasty and was apparently far too salty.
The Alice in Wonderland pie from Briony was a stunner, but we found the greyness of the venison filling a little off-putting and Prue confirmed the meat was too much.
Noel said of the pie: “This is pure Prue. Port, venison, croquet.” Touche.
Briony's wonderful Alice In Wonderland Showstopper. pic.twitter.com/xU4HKs4HAp
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 2, 2018
Who went out?
Sorry Dan fans, it was his time to go – but as he said himself, “it didn’t take Nostradamus to see that coming”.
After so much great baking and a few well-earned handshakes, we're sad to see Dan go. Best of luck for the future! #GBBO pic.twitter.com/oEOSBRcnej
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 2, 2018
We hear Prue and Paul’s frustration that he could have made it all the way to the final based on previous weeks’ performances, but there’s just no way they could have justified keeping him in this time.
Pastry was Dan’s nemesis, but we’ll miss his bromance with Jon.
Briony star baker and Dan eliminated? What a week #GBBO
— Kneale Jefferis (@KnealeJ) October 2, 2018
When I see people like #Dan go home, it makes me wish there was an #AllStars version of #GBBO @Channel4GBBO
— Trisha Ryan (@trisha_ryan) October 2, 2018
Who won Star Baker?
Hooray for Briony!
It was great to see someone other than the hot favourites win Star Baker, and it looked like it meant the world to her.
She pulled the rabbit out the hatter with her magical baking. Well done, Briony! #GBBO pic.twitter.com/9zHBcUA6Ff
— British Bake Off (@BritishBakeOff) October 2, 2018
Everything came together for Briony in the pastry challenges, despite being on the verge of going home just a couple of weeks ago.
We’re looking forward to seeing whether this is a turning point for her, or just a fluke week.
Tonight’s highlight
Lord knows you couldn’t call it a highlight, but the moment that just won’t leave us from tonight’s episode is Jon chugging back that egg white.
It’s there when we close our eyes. It’ll be haunting our dreams for days. If the man isn’t off sick next week, we’ll eat our Hawaiian shirts.
*EGG WHITE HORROR* #gbbo pic.twitter.com/xE4npQA2t2
— chiller ★ (@chiller) October 2, 2018
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