Quotes From Every Character On "The Good Place" That Sum Them Up Perfectly
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The Good Place is really good at doing a lot of things — crazy twists, world building, and coming up with ways to get around cursing being just a few.
Another thing the show is great it is developing characters with strong personalities and iconic quotes. These are the characters of The Good Place, summed up perfectly with their own quotes!
Eleanor Shellstrop: "'You’re not better than me’ was my yearbook quote."
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Alternatively: "Ya basic!"
Chidi Anagonye: "Here's the thing about me: you know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time. Just this constant grinding about things I'm afraid of, or things that I want, or want to want, or want to want to want..."
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Tahani Al-Jamil: "I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself."
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Jason Mendoza: "I'm just a dope who died in a safe with a snorkel...who's only now realizing why that didn't work."
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Michael: "Come on, you know how this works. You fail and then you try something else. And you fail again and again, and you fail a thousand times, and you keep trying because maybe the 1,001st idea might work. Now, I’m gunna go and try to find our 1,001st idea. I hope you'll join me. I hope you shower first, and then join me."
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Janet: "All of these new emotions I'm feeling are about to burst out of me, which might be super embarrassing. What if they come out my butt?"
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Simone Garnett: "I mean, there's a decent chance this entire thing is just a complex electrochemical reaction caused by my synapses randomly firing in the millisecond after my death. But this fro-yo is amazing so I'm just gunna roll with it."
John Wheaton: "I'm so excited for spa day! I mean I know I can eat whatever I want and not gain weight, and the air is obviously perfect, and no one has any jobs or stress or problems but...I just feel like I need this."
Brent Norwalk: "I grew up in Chicago — a suburb, obviously. I went to Princeton University. No handouts, by the way, I earned my spot there. Just like my father and his father before him."
Shawn: "Well, I was going to try to get the humans back by going through the proper channels, but then I remembered...I'm a naughty bitch."
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Bad Janet: "Oh, um, that's a good question. It's up your mom's butt, you fat dink."
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Vicky Sengupta: "I am a strong, independent acid snake in the skinsuit of a strong, independent woman!"
Glenn: "If it's not too much trouble, could I get a hot glass of pig urine? I'm not picky, whatever urine you have is fine."
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Judge Gen: "Hey guys, couple quick announcements. Would anyone eat chips and guac if I put it out? It's good, it's homemade. No takers? A'ight. Second thing, we figured out a plan to save your souls."
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Derek Hofstetler: "Derek!"
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Hypatia: "I used to be cool, man! I studied so much... things. Art and music and the, uh... the one with the number piles? Where I'd be like, 'Two!' and you'd be like, 'Six!'"
Val: "This is so exciting! I hope everyone gets hurt!"
Mindy St. Claire: "You always end up going back. Sometimes you go back because you feel bad your friends don't know what you know. Sometimes you go back because you walk in on me while I'm masturbating, and sometimes you go back because I walk in on you while I'm masturbating."
Pillboi: "Di Giornio! I am a safe installer, here to install-a da safe. So just-a point to where the guacamole money is and I'll install-a the safe in the, how you say, place?"
Neutral Janet: "Your amusement has been scheduled, end of conversation."
Chris Baker: "Bad news, I've been going to the gym. A lot!"
Kamilah Al-Jamil: "Not that I'd expect you to understand, but it's a commentary on the world's fascination with subservience, consumption, death, and pedagogy. Cheddar or Swiss?"
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Trevor: "Who are they gonna believe? Me? Or...a woman?"
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Jeff the Doorman: "I just like frogs. I'm a frog guy."
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