Breaking! The most important news ever! Harry Styles has shaved his head! It's not a rumor! It's very true!
So let us take a moment to commiserate about the hairy Styles of years gone by. Okay, cool.
To be fair, it's not the most flattering angle.
Naturally, Harry Styles fans reacted very calmly. Of course, I am joking:
“mom what was harry styles like with hair ?” pic.twitter.com/SdvSlc58ph
— dani 🤍 (@__daniellle__) November 9, 2023
harry styles shaving his head was not in my bingo card for 2023 pic.twitter.com/malnDmzud8
— han (@hrrymyfriend) November 9, 2023
harry styles is actually bald. pic.twitter.com/Fj0Jmvguyx
— alex ! 👽⭐️🦕 (@eventuallydrlin) November 9, 2023
what harry styles concerts are gonna look like now pic.twitter.com/koxv9DRxoF
— michela²⁸ (@fourlokolou) November 9, 2023
"harry styles but no hair to style " pic.twitter.com/YRHX1DhseI
— jojo (@sunflower_x28) November 9, 2023
delete this please there are a lot of people asking you to delete this, please delete it i’m begging you there are people passing out, there are people crying delete it please delete please there are people feeling sick with this everyone is asking you to delete
— melシ (@smileydrms) November 9, 2023
“harry styles is bald” me: pic.twitter.com/sK2cf7drsf
— soph ୨୧ SEEING NIALL (@tbslstyless) November 9, 2023
Though there was a reference to my fave conspiracy theory:
baby he just took the wig off
— jay (@ijaybol) November 9, 2023
Harry has denied that he is bald and wears a wig.
What a time to be alive, folks!