The Nordic track (channeling President Trump)
Oh I’d prefer a billionaire Kuwaiti
A Swede, a Dane, or better yet, Norwegian
To anyone from Africa or Haiti
Or any equatorial-ish region.
As long as we are having these discussions
Regarding who to let in through the doorway
I wouldn’t mind a few more Finns or Russians
Or people from a place like, maybe, Norway.
If we have to have more immigration
We need a wall against the raging hordes
While letting in more people from a nation
With reindeer and with lutefisk and fjords.
So you can keep your tired and your poorish
Your huddled masses don’t mean s*** to me.
Go ahead and call me crude or boorish
But I prefer blonde people who can ski.
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Yahoo News writer Jerry Adler occasionally escapes his handlers and writes scraps of light verse on the day’s events. Further examples can be found here.
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