The Housewives take the Hamptons! Kyle Richards was joined by Lisa Rinna and Eileen Davidson for a fabulous soiree celebrating Lisa Vanderpump's Bella magazine cover, and they packed a ton of baggage with them — of both the Louis Vuitton and the "Kim Richards Just Got Arrested" variety. Find out how Kyle felt about her sister's stint behind bars below.
Also, it should be noted that Erika Girardi is BFFs with the LAPD chief of police, and casually mused: "The law, it's a very small circle." In conclusion, she's basically the Don Corleone of Bravo.
Yolanda's Lovely Lady Lumps Get an Upgrade
Yolanda Foster had her breast implants taken out due to silicone leakage in her chest, and described her new look as "raisins with pancakes." The surgery seemed to bum out her then-husband, David Foster, who grabbed Yolanda's right breast and said, "You don't mind if I ride the whole way like this, do you? Is that funny or sad? You don't mind? Thank you."
Meanwhile, Yolanda refused to remove her wedding ring before surgery, saying, "I've never taken it off since the day he put it on." David was extremely sweet to Yolanda throughout the process, and at this point it's still hard to understand what went wrong in their marriage.
Kim Richards Is Arrested for Shoplifting: Kyle Reacts
Kim Richards was arrested for shoplifting toys at Target shortly after her stay in rehab, and the Housewives couldn't believe it. "Now Kim's arrested? It's like, what the f--k? What's going on with her?" Vanderpump wondered. "She has to be taking something. ... You cannot tell me Kim Richards in her sane mind would put $600 worth of toys in a shopping cart and walk it out like a shoplifter."
Vanderpump ended up chatting to Kyle on the phone, who tearfully said she was "so sick of it" and couldn't speak. "I heard about what happened with my sister on TMZ," Kyle told cameras. "My sister Kim right now is a very sensitive topic to me, and nobody seems to care. My sister's name keeps coming up over and over and over again. It's unf--king believable."
Later, Kyle refused to talk about Kim when Vanderpump pressed the subject. "Obviously, she's not of sound mind," Kyle explained. "I don't want to talk about that."
Lisa's Friends Reject Her/Break Gigi's Barely Functioning Heart
Despite Vanderpump inviting her friends to stay at her Hamptons party venue, they decided to sleep at a luxury mansion while she roughed it at a club. Vanderpump? More like Vanderoffended (you're welcome). The Housewife was furious with her friends, telling cameras, "I'm a bit pissed off," and quipping to Kyle, "I hate you right now."
Tell Us: Should Kyle be more open about her sister's struggle?
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