The Pirates of the Caribbean star spilled the beans about the top secret nuptials as he walked the red carpet for his new movie Digging for Fire at Los Angeles' ArcLight theater on Thursday, Aug. 8.
And the handsome 38-year-old actor revealed officiant Kimmel's performance, as the man who actually married Aniston, 46, and her now-husband Theroux, 44, was just perfect.
"He was great!" Bloom gushed to reporters including Us Weekly, about Kimmel's integral role. "I mean Jimmy's amazing, he pitched it so perfectly. They're a wonderful couple. I was really honored to be there and it was a great night."
One person who was particularly pleased that Bloom had made it onto the guest list was shock jock Howard Stern, who revealed on his SiriusXM radio show on Monday, Aug. 10, that meeting the handsome British star was a highlight of the evening for him.
"So this really handsome guy is sitting next to me at the table. This f--king guy. He's like better-looking than Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise all rolled into one," the veteran DJ told co-host Robin Quivers. "So I'm sitting and talking to this guy -- interesting dude. We're hitting it off and talking for a long time. I said, 'What is your name?' He says, 'Orlando,'" Stern went on. "He's a nice guy. He's so handsome."
And it turns out Bloom, who was seated on the same table as Stern, is equally as enamored with the DJ. "I have a man crush on him. Have you seen him?" Bloom asked reporters. "He's the most handsome thing you've ever seen. I mean, he thinks I'm handsome, that's ridiculous. He's seeing a reflection of himself, that's what it is!"
And as Us reported previously, Stern and Bloom even joined one another on the dance floor to accompany newlyweds Aniston and Theroux in their first dance.
"I squeezed him," Bloom told Us, laughing. "I squeezed him nice and tight!"
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