Watch out, ladies: Glenn Beck thinks tampons kind of look like marshmallows -- and he's attracted to marshmallows.
During Tuesday's TheBlaze TV show, Beck made fun of Melissa Harris-Perry donning "tampon earrings" on air over the weekend in support of women's reproductive rights in Texas.
In a showing of fake solidarity, Beck donned condoms on each finger and taped a birth-control pill to his nose. It looked exactly like it sounds.
"I don't think, Melissa, you look like an idiot, nor do I," he said. "And Melissa, you look as credible as I do."
Here's the clip: