Near-Naked Robert Fripp Joins OnlyFans in Unsettling April Fools’ Video

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Five years ago, Robert Fripp was still merely known as the legendary guitarist of prog-rock pioneers King Crimson. Fast-forward to the present, and he’s the guy who does kooky “Sunday Lunch” YouTube videos with his wife Toyah, so it wouldn’t exactly be a shock if he joined OnlyFans. Thankfully, though, a new video declaring as much is merely an April Fools’ joke.

The clip was posted on the 77-year-old Fripp’s Instagram page with the caption, “Robert has officially joined OnlyFans! Subscribe now for exclusive, jaw-dropping content you never knew you needed…” In the video, we see a naked Fripp seductively sitting on a staircase, with only his guitar strategically preventing things from getting X-rated.

An accompanying URL (onlyfans.com/robertfripp) leads to a dead link, ultimately letting us know that it’s an April Fools’ Day prank. Whew!

It’s not the only fun new clip from Fripp. He and Toyah posted a new “Sunday Lunch” video on Easter Sunday. Each are wearing full Easter Bunny masks as they perform a cover of “Roadkill” by the band Starcrawler.

Toyah and Robert have been viral sensations since launching their “Sunday Lunch” series during the pandemic. In recent months, they’ve covered Beastie Boys’ “(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party),” KISS’ “Lick It Up,” Joan Jett’s “Bad Reputation,” Cream’s “Sunshine of Your Love,” Mötley Crüe’s “Shout at the Devil,” and J. Geils Band’s “Centerfold,” among other tunes.

See Robert Fripp’s OnlyFans announcement, along with Robert and Toyah’s latest “Sunday Lunch” video, below.

Near-Naked Robert Fripp Joins OnlyFans in Unsettling April Fools’ Video
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