'Mr. Corman' sneak peek: First date

An exclusive clip from the season finale of Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Apple TV+ series

Video Transcript

- What do you think would have happened if we had gone on a real date?

- Oh, I don't know. I hate dates.

- Me too.

- No, I hate it.

- No, me too. Like as soon as I get there I always just want it to be over.

- Well, yeah, because usually I know within the first, like, 60 seconds that it's not going anywhere.

- Yeah exactly.

- I do miss going to restaurants.

- Ugh, I don't. First dates just shouldn't be in public. It's too performatory.

- What are you talking about? First dates should always be in public in case the guy turns out to be a rapist.

- Oh, OK.

- But it's not the other people that bother me so much. It's, it's just the whole situation. It feels like a job interview. You're sitting across the table from them and you're both, like assessing each other and just feels so transactional. And then at the end you're supposed to, maybe kiss. I mean, who wants to kiss someone they just met?

- We just met, I want to kiss you.

- I want to kiss you too.

- You do?

- Yeah, I think so.

- But you wouldn't if we were on a real date? Probably not, huh?

- Good night.

- Good night. Then I would think you didn't like me and I wouldn't want to be pushy so I wouldn't call you right away. And then you wouldn't think I was all that serious because I didn't call so then you wouldn't call me, and then we'd both just move on with our lives.

Are you sleeping?