Mount St. Helens Is Really Erupting On Social Media
The social media account for the Mount St. Helens volcano in Washington State erupted on Wednesday after someone suggested there might be a better mountain in the continental United States.
The mountain saw a tweet by meteorologist Rob Carlmark singing the praises of Mount Shasta and immediately blew a gasket, saying the California mountain “looks like a little bitch to me.”
looks like a little bitch to me https://t.co/9c4M8eGYba
— Mt. St. Helens (@MtStHelensWA) February 28, 2024
The volcano told Carlmark to “suck my ash hole” in a follow-up post.
suck my ash hole
— Mt. St. Helens (@MtStHelensWA) February 28, 2024
Mount St. Helens shading of Shasta immediately attracted attention from lovers of other mountains, which led to more salty comments from the volcano.
This one asks, “did somebody mention mountains?” pic.twitter.com/TR1ZMPYWCb
— Dave Troy (@davetroy) February 28, 2024
a disney ride? come on
— Mt. St. Helens (@MtStHelensWA) February 28, 2024
Things got down and dirty for a while.
Nah, your big sister looks a hell of a lot sexier out my living room window - with her top on. pic.twitter.com/rwkIQOZqxs
— GearDown (@GearDown10) February 28, 2024
Eruptile Dysfunction is a real thing https://t.co/os4cC6HGcX
— Mt. St. Helens (@MtStHelensWA) February 28, 2024
But Mount St. Helens mounted quite an offensive defense against all comers.
Mt Rainier looking better. pic.twitter.com/VRvQUWCrRD
— ⭕️ CyberMike ⭕️ (@CyberMikeOG) February 28, 2024
The weakest ash hole of us all
— Mt. St. Helens (@MtStHelensWA) February 28, 2024