Most Iconic Taglines from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

A Real Housewife can ensure fans will remember them by having a killer tagline. And the ladies of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City know that more than anyone. Ahead of Season 4, let’s take a look back at some of the most iconic Real Housewives of Salt Lake City taglines.

When You Take Cheap Shots, Always Expect a Hangover (Lisa Barlow, Season 1)

Lisa Barlow is full of contradictions. One being that she’s a Mormon who owns a liquor company. Lisa’s Season 1 tagline perfectly sums up the Bravo star. It references her business, Vida Tequila, and is super shady, just like her.

We wouldn’t expect anything less from the woman who said, “If I give you a Chanel necklace and you choke on it, that’s your problem, not mine.”

I Love God, But I Will Read You Like a Scripture (Mary Cosby, Season 1)

Like many people in Salt Lake City, Mary Cosby‘s life revolves around God, so it’s no surprise her Season 1 tagline referenced her faith. After all, the Bravo star is known for being the Pentecostal First Lady of her church’s congregation.

However, Mary’s dedication to God has never stopped her from taking time to feud with her RHOSL castmates. From saying Jen Shah “smelled like hospital” to calling Whitney Rose “a little girl,” Mary loves a good read.

The Only Thing I’m Guilty of Is Being Shah-mazing (Jen Shah, Season 2)

Jen’s Season 2 tagline referenced her March 2021 arrest. The Bravo star was arrested on fraud charges relating to her business.

Jen’s cavalierness in her Season 2 tagline is shocking in retrospect, considering that in January 2023, a court found her guilty of more than being “Shah-mazing.” She was sentenced to six-and-a-half years in prison for “running a nationwide telemarketing fraud scheme,” NPR reported.

You Don’t Have to Like Me, I Love Myself Enough for the Both of Us (Lisa Barlow, Season 2)

I mean, this is just so classic Lisa. The mother-of-two is unapologetically confident and we love that.

If You Come for Me, I Will Send Jesus After You (Mary Cosby, Season 2)

The scary part is we totally believe her. Similar to her Season 1 tagline, we love how Mary incorporated her faith and her taste for revenge into her second tagline. We can always count on Mary to come up with an iconic yet vaguely threatening catchphrase.

I Am More of a Free Spirit Without the Holy Spirit (Whitney Rose, Season 3)

We love Whitney Rose’s journey from being a “good Mormon” to having a stripper pole in the middle of her living room.

Whitney’s Season 3 tagline perfectly sums up the entrepreneur’s arc on the show. Since her separation from the church, Whitney seems to be more in touch with her wild side and definitely gives off free spirit vibes.

When I Take a Shot, I Always Hit My Mark (Meredith Marks, Season 3)

Who could forget Lisa Barlow’s hot mic moment where she tore her friend Meredith Marks apart? It wasn’t pretty, from accusing Meredith of cheating on her husband to calling her a whore. Understandably, Meredith was upset and the moment caused a rift in the friendship.

Meredith’s Season 3 tagline feels like a direct message to her former friend. After all, the Jewelry Designer spent most of the season trying to dig up dirt on Lisa. We love the shade!

I May Be a Bad Mormon But I’ll Always Be a Good Time (Heather Gay, Season 3)

So iconic! Heather Gay‘s Season 3 tagline references her book Bad Mormon: A Memoir, in which the reality star dishes on her life after leaving the church. We love seeing Heather take her power back and own being a “bad Mormon.”

Also, is the “always be a good time” in reference to the iconic Season 1 drama where Lisa spread a rumor that Heather was a “good time girl” in college?? Omg. We hope so. There are so many layers to this.

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