Got Any Wooden Stakes?
A new BBC miniseries about Dracula, that guy who just won't die, will be released soon. It's called "Dracula," and the trailer is so disgusting you'll squirm in your seat.
Don't Go In There!
Claes Bang is set to play Vlad. He also played the lead as Christian in the 2017 movie The Square, in which he performed with Elizabeth Moss of "The Handmaid's Tale."
Upcoming actor Patrick Walshe McBride will play one of the victims, because of course there has to be victims.
There's all kinds of gross visuals in this trailer, including a defective nail, a curious fly, a pulsing vein and a fair amount of blood.
The trailer has a "horror" warning label on it so people know to watch out for it, and avoid it if necessary.
“Stay calm – you’re doing very well," Dracula says to what looks like a potential victim, who seems just as scared as we are.
This "Dracula" miniseries is meant to follow the fanged master from his Eastern European beginnings to his fight to the death with Van Helsing.
The date for the miniseries hasn't been revealed yet, so maybe it's best if we all just pretend it's not coming.