Mike Myers Reprises His ‘Dr. Evil’ Character, Who Just Got Fired From Trump’s Cabinet (Video)
Mike Myers reprised his “Dr. Evil” character from the “Austin Powers” movies on Wednesday’s “Tonight Show,” when the supervillain revealed that he was part of President Trump’s cabinet. Until he recently got fired, that is.
“Well, naturally, I was gonna be Secretary of Evil,” he told host Jimmy Fallon. “But Steve Bannon got that job.”
Still, all of Trump’s “most evil ideas” were his, like the U.S.-Mexico border wall, which Dr. Evil wanted to be a “moat filled with spiky blowfish.” Presumably because sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads are just too expensive for that length of a man-made river.
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Oh, and Dr. Evil didn’t want Mexico to pony up for the thing — he wanted Alec Baldwin to pay for it.
But what about some of the even-more dastardly proposals to come out of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. lately, like deporting the DACA Dreamers?
“No, Jimmy, even I have my limits,” Dr. Evil said. “I’m evil, but I’m not a monster.”
Later, Dr. Evil had some choice words for Jared Kushner, and called Donald Trump Jr. “creepy AF.”
“He looks like he’s missing a facial feature, you just don’t know which one,” he quipped on the latter.
Finally, Dr. Evil announced his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election with running-mate Mark Zuckerberg, whom he called “the only man who’s more hated right now than Donald Trump.”
Watch the video above.
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