Mark Wahlberg Teaches Kids About Sex

On The Ellen DeGeneres Show, actor Mark Wahlberg sat down with a group of youngsters to explain “the birds and the bees.” (That’s baby-making stuff for the uninitiated.) Wahlberg introduced himself to the kids and made sure to show them who was boss. He even insisted that the two boys in the group refer to him as “General.” They got underway, and Wahlberg attempted to use analogies to describe the most intricate elements of the procreation process. “If Francis and Pat wanted to have a baby. And Francis said, ‘OK, I got this baguette and I’m gonna put it in Pat’s corn chowder.’ And then they’re gonna have a baby,” he eloquently stated. After going over some terminology, Wahlberg had the children draw what they thought making a baby looked like. Most of the drawings were cute and tame; Wahlberg’s was not.

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