It's Kinda Impossible Not To Raise A Nepo Baby That Isn't Insufferable So Let's See If You Can Do It

Welcome to Nepogotchi, the new AI-powered simulation chat game from BuzzFeed where you’ll get your very own nepo baby to raise and bond with!

Hailey Bieber wearing nepo baby shirt and asking, r u my new daddy

You'll roleplay as the wildly successful parent who comes from a long line of institutional wealth. Whether you choose to buy your nepo a private jet or a bus pass, there are no right or wrong parenting decisions — just keep Nepogotchi happy and that trust fund topped up!

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We'll even name your nepo baby.

Introducing Omelette Chalamet. So young! So much potential! What could go wrong!

Introducing Omelette Chalamet. So young! So much potential! What could go wrong!

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You can talk to it. Feed it. Make it cry.

Or just, you know, have a pleasant conversation about your day.

Or just, you know, have a pleasant conversation about your day.

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Just be sure not to let the trust fund run out, or nepogotchi might have to fend for themselves out there.

They could die. Or even worse, become a failed DJ.

They could die. Or even worse, become a failed DJ.

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What's that I hear? I think that's the sound of a nepo baby hatching. Play the game now!

Wanna keep chattin'? 😏 Play our other sim game, Under the Influencer.