Kelly Ripa Shares Bizarre Chemistry With Jiminy Glick on ‘Maya and Marty’

Tuesday was the finale of Maya and Marty and Kelly Ripa stopped by to give Martin Short’s character Jiminy Glick one last go at insulting celebrities. He introduced Ripa and said, “Aren’t you a sight for pink eye? I’m just letting you know it’s contagious so you can keep clear.”

Glick admitted that he hadn’t seen her show, Live With Kelly. When Ripa explained that she casually chats on camera, Glick replied that that was a terrible idea “’cause you’d want ratings.”

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He later asked what it was like to have sex with Regis Philbin and also revealed that he had two lactating breasts. He added, “I’ve never known why God gave me nipples if we’re not supposed to breastfeed our pets,” he said.

Though Glick tossed barbs from his doughnut-crumb-lined mouth, eventually he won over Ripa, and she ended the interview by intimately thrusting herself onto her interviewer.

Watch Jerry Seinfeld’s hilarious interview with Jiminy Glick on Maya and Marty:

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