Kate Beckinsale's Tiny Bra Has Instagram On-Board With 'Fart' Caption
Kate Beckinsale's insane body and epic sense of humor are back on the 'Gram. The "Underworld" actress has been posting a steady string of fitness-centric images on account of her recent Women's Health feature – while 46-year-old Kate won't officially appear in the magazine until 2020, the full interview and accompanying images went live yesterday, December 18.
Kate's snap today saw her rocking a tiny white bra and matching white pants with an open and hooded jacket accessorizing the two-piece. Of course, a little glam appeared by virtue of Kate's name is embossed on the back of the jacket worn over the sporty gear.
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A Rock-Hard Body & A Fart Reference
Kate appeared in video form – with a slight and smug smile. The Brit was seen gazing across hillsides, although fans were likely drawn to the caption as much as the video.
"Not sure what I think I’m doing in this video but it seems an absolutely accurate play by play re-enactment of a crime my brother committed on me involving a fart in 1982 @womenshealthmag," Kate wrote.
The video has racked up some pretty insane views: over 470,000 were clocked in the space of 17 hours.
Instagram Is On-Board With The Pic And The Caption
Kate can always rely on her followers for positive input. Her video today certainly brought fans out in full force, although not all comments centered around the flatulence mention.
Those that were racked up likes, though.
"Just when I thought you were a lady, you proved me right," one fan wrote.
"I have the unfortunate history very similar to this. But i had TWO older bros who tag-teamed. Phoo-phee🤢😷," another said.
"It twas not his fault, except there being a nature of red heads to doing such deeds, surely the lighting of a match purified the air ? 😈💨🔥🙈🙉🙊🙏" was another reply.
Defying Age, But Still A Kid At Heart
Yes, she's 46 years old. No, we still haven't figured out how that's physically possible. And nor has Instagram. A recent social media update from Kate actually had a fan dubbing the actress Benjamin Button.
Mature as this starlet may be, there's definitely a childlike vibe to her – well, sometimes. Earlier this year, Kate couldn't hide her glee as she examined candy while sitting in a bathrobe.
Then again, the NSFW posts from this beauty can be on a whole other level. You won't find graphic images on Kate's Instagram, but the comments and references are another stories. Just yesterday, Kate was likening her kickboxing punchbag to a "phallic duvet".
Yesterday Tells Us What She Eats (And When)
Magazine features from celebs can be all kinds of vague. Not with Kate. Speaking to Women's Health, Kate revealed what she eats (and when).
Kate kicks off the day with a nutritious pre-workout meal of chicken or eggs with grass-fed butter. Later in the day, she might eat salmon or salad with radishes,sprouts, and safflower oil.
Her "naughty" foods include potato chips and her interview did mention dark chocolate, although Kate likened it to cocaine.
“If I ate too much dark chocolate, it would be like someone else taking cocaine."
If the Captions Aren't Farts, They're Phallic
Kate does seem to have a fondness for adult references in her captions. First, there was that reminder that the faucets on Kelly Ripa's set are phallic-shaped.
There was also that time Kate showcased an ordinary living room, mentioning that a tiny candle was also phallic.
Well, that's Kate. The actress has one of the fiercest ways to keep social media on its toes. She may be no Kim Kardashian, but Kate Beckinsale has her own knack for keeping her followers hooked.
