Oh, This? Just Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift Fully Making Out During James Kennedy’s Coachella Set

Today in news we never saw coming, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce were spotted making out during Vanderpump Rules star James Kennedy’s DJ set at a Coachella after-party. I’ll give you a moment to process this incredible cross section of your personal interests.

Btw, please be advised that an amateur lip reader lurking in the comments thinks Travis said, “I love you, baby” to Taylor during this moment. Ya know, just in case you needed another reason to watch/rewatch it:

According to Page Six, Tay and Travis were apparently at the Neon Carnival after-party when this footage was taken.

The couple was *also* spotted earlier in the night dancing to Jack Antonoff’s band Bleachers and joined a huge mass of fans (along with Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan) in the pit to watch Ice Spice. The videos are truly too much for words, so go stare at them over here:

Meanwhile, we need to take several moments to process the other huge Bravo x Taylor crossover event of the weekend: When the Grammy winner was spotted posing with The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice—the latter of whom was wearing a bright-pink cowboy hat:

Whelp. If you need me, I’ll be busy having a meltdown over everything we’ve just discussed/petitioning Andy Cohen to invite Taylor as a guest on Watch What Happens Live.

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The Tortured Poets Department drops April 19!

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"I've never had an album where I needed songwriting more than I needed it on Tortured Poets."

Taylor Swift Reveals Exact Timeline of When She Wrote 'The Tortured Poets Department'

Okay, this kiiiiinda disputes breakup album theories.

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Interesting timing!!!!!

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Joe Alwyn found shaking.

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Once you see these side-by-sides, you will not be the same.

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"From 'london boy' to 'so long london'..."

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Joe Alwyn has everything to do with April 19.

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It has to do with a group chat Joe has... 👀

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