Jon Moxley Once Sewed His Own Nipple Back On After A Match

Jon Moxley is happy to report that he still has two fully-functioning nipples.

Moxley appeared on the latest episode of Hey! (EW) with RJ City. During their conversation, RJ brought up a story about Moxley nearly losing his nipple during a 2010 match against Jimmy Jacobs. According to witnesses, Moxley’s nipple “was just hanging there.” RJ asked if this was the worst thing to ever happen to him, but Moxley said it wasn’t that bad.

“No, it wasn’t bad at all,” Jon Moxley said. “Sewed it right back on. It was flipping there for a while, and I showed it to everybody, and we had a conversation, until everybody kind of got over it. Then we were in Canada, so they said it would take forever at the emergency room, probably cost money I didn’t have.

“Back then, anything I could self-fix or go to urgent care and then years later, still be getting bills from stitches I got ten years ago,” he explained, “I’m pretty sure I took care of them all by now.”

Is the nipple back to 100?

“Oh, yeah. [Asked if it’s functional] Yeah, yeah. Yeah [there’s feeling.]”

Moxley then showed the scar and noted that it was right on the line, so it was perfect.

“You did a great job. You gave yourself a boob job,” RJ quipped.

“If I was trying to just excise my nipple and put it on a plate, that was how I would cut it,” Jon Moxley said. “It was that perfect.”

Jon Moxley saved himself time and money by successfully reattaching his nipple. If you think this was impressive, you should hear the story about how he really became the “titty master.”

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