The 7 Best Jokes From Joel McHale's ESPYs Monologue
Community star Joel McHale took the stage to emcee ESPN’s annual celebration of all things sports and got the crowd laughing (and shifting around uncomfortably) with a hilarious nine-minute set that took no prisoners. You can watch the full clip above, but here are some of his standout lines. Someone get this guy his own talk show. (Oh wait… he’s already got one.)
* “[Victor Espinoza] made history by being the first Latino jockey to win the Triple Crown. And he’ll make history again when he’s the first person President Donald Trump deports to Mexico.”
* “You guys look great. You’re all dressed up in the nice suits you usually wear to your depositions.”
* “I hope you don’t look back on this evening and think, ‘Man, I’ve wasted three hours of my life with this boring nonsense.’ You know, like the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight. I’ve seen better fights over beach chairs.”
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* “Sepp Blatter sounds like the second-worst prescription drug side effect.”
* “Gronk is nominated in the category of Best Comeback, which he thinks is for that time he yelled, ‘Yeah, well that’s not what your Mom said last night!’”
* “Many are calling Jordan Spieth the new Tiger Woods, which is great news for golf and terrible news for the future Mrs. Jordan Spieth.”
* “Ronda [Rousey] has knocked out more women than Bill Cosby.”
