Joe Arpaio Tells Sacha Baron Cohen He'd Give Donald Trump a Hand Job

Matt Miller
Updated

From Esquire

Sacha Baron Cohen debuted a new character on the fourth episode of Who Is America? on Sunday. The comedian introduced OMGWhizzBoyOMG, a Finish YouTube star, who sat down with former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio to unbox some toys and talk about hoarding guns for an impending race war. The self-described "toughest sheriff in America," Arpaio is best known for facing jail time last year when he was convicted of ignoring a federal court order in a racial-profiling case. He was later pardoned by his good buddy Donald Trump and is now seeking attempting to run for Senate.

As Cohen unboxes a small toy, Arpaio explains to the Finnish YouTube star and all the kids watching that "guns don't kill; people do." When Cohen unboxes a tiny doughnut, Arpaio threatens the cute little pastry. "Bad guys are going to get guns, they're going to kill you," he says. "I'm hoping somebody else in there has a gun that will shoot that person before he kills you."

Ah yes, perfectly sound logic.

Afterward, OMGWhizzBoyOMG tells Arpaio that he has 43 guns to prepare for the coming race war. Then they begin to talk about Donald Trump. Cohen's OMGWhizzBoyOMG asks Arpaio if Trump has ever gotten a golden shower.

"It wouldn't surprise me," Arpaio says.

Nor anyone else, Sheriff Joe!

And, if you were curious, Joe would absolutely say yes to a hand job from Donald Trump as well.

It's an absolutely awkward segment, another one that makes you wonder how dumb these people are to agree to, and sit through, these interviews. Unfortunately, Cohen doesn't use his moment with Arpaio for anything other than some immature jokes. He doesn't coax any of the career-ending footage out of Arpaio like he did with the likes of Larry Pratt or (former) Rep. Jason Spencer.

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