Jimmy Fallon Shows How Trump Makes Decisions
On The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy busted out the orange Trump makeup and addressed what has been on people’s minds since January 20 — what the heck is going on here? He went on to say, “Look, people, I made my position on immigration very clear. When it comes to immigrants, you have two choices. Either get out of here or marry me.”
After we all mentally chose option No. 1, “Trump” hit the nail on the head by describing his decision-making process as being like “a toddler throwing a tantrum at a McDonald’s ball pit.”
After this “alternative” analogy, he went on to explain just how his erratic decisions are made — with a Wheel of Fortune-esque “Wheel of Decisions.” The wheel had landed on “Repeal Obamacare,” coming dangerously close to “Nuke the moon just to see what happens.”
But before any moons are nuked, the question we should really be asking is, who will be the next Supreme Court nominee? And Trump had a mini-wheel to make that decision too, which included Cap’n Crunch and Idina Menzel as options.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. on NBC.
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