On The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, Stephen Colbert and Jim Parsons wanted to help The North Shore Animal League of America by showing their audience a wide variety of adorable puppies. But instead of talking about how they aren't house-trained or that they bark a lot or that they poop in the house or that they pee in the house or that they have smelly farts or that they like to eat toilet paper or that they chew on furniture or that they chew on shoes or that they chase cats (and on and on), they instead told us adorable lies! For instance, Max had the idea for Uber way before anyone else, but he couldn't get the liquid capital together to make it happen. There's also Penny. She's a dachshund min pin, and also a fashionista. And, surprisingly, she swears that cargo pants are coming back. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but they are coming back. You can visit animalleague.org to learn more!