After being discharged from Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, Angelina did some discharging of her own in the back of a cab on the way home from the bar. Earlier in the night, JWoww explained to Angelina that even though they’re now friends, the original group wanted to spend their final days in Miami with just the seven of them, and that Angelina would have to leave the next day. Angelina understood and the whole gang went out for one last big blow out to celebrate her last night.
Then in the cab on the way home, that’s when Angelina gave the group something to remember her by. It all started when one of the girls asked, “Who farted?” And that led to this classy conversation: “I sharted in my pants,” Angelina said. Snooki asked, “You sharted?” “No, it’s not just a shart,” Angelina responded. “I sh*t my pants. I’m so sorry.”
From there, things only went from bad to worse when Angelina exclaimed, “I sh*t on the seat!” At this point, you might think the driver, who was gagging due to the smell, would have made some skid marks of her own and kicks them to the curb. But she did her duty and got them home safely. Angelina later said she didn’t actually crap her pants, but if that were true, these words would have never left her mouth: “Let me change my f*cking panties please…I’m gonna put ‘em in a bag so I can bring ‘em home with me.”
Stay classy, Angelina.