The past 24 hours have been filled with buzzy, internet news. Last night, someone found that Ted Cruz’s Twitter account “liked” a porn tweet. And today, the new iPhone is being unveiled. But how ― HOW ― to cover both of these news bits in a single, unbelievably funny way?!
For this week’s HuffPost Comedy hashtag game, we were able to accomplish this impossible task in an unbelievably funny way with #iPhoneFeatures4Politicians. And here are some of the best.
No battery necessary, runs entirely on white power.#iPhoneFeatures4Politicians— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) September 12, 2017
Photoshops a smile onto your wife. #iPhoneFeatures4Politicians— Jessica Wildfire (@JessicaLexicus) September 12, 2017
Autocorrects alternative facts into actual facts#iPhoneFeatures4Politicians— ️ Lissa ️ (@_lola_bee) September 12, 2017
"President Cray-Cray on Line 1" ringtone. #iPhoneFeatures4Politicians— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) September 12, 2017
Steak and ketchup locator #iPhoneFeatures4Politicians— Leanna Renee (@leannuh_renay) September 12, 2017
Ability to block all constituents #iPhoneFeatures4Politicians— K. Marie (@Ink_Vixen82) September 12, 2017
After one week at the White House, Siri automatically sends your resume to Little Caesar's.#iPhoneFeatures4Politicians— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) September 12, 2017
Trump University App: takes your money then crashes #iPhoneFeatures4Politicians— Taco Eater (@tacoeater) September 12, 2017
- This article originally appeared on HuffPost.