Iggy Azalea, Framed

John Kordosh
·Writer

Hi-de-ho, readers, friends, fans and passersby! Welcome back to Framed, the only blog in the entire world that I actually write!

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Now that Framed is in its second month I feel safe in saying that we’re a hit of monstrous proportions and will be remembered by history nigh unto forever. Don’t believe me? Let’s see what some of the readers have said!

  • "I fell genuine sorrow for you. There is barely a serviceable giggle in any of these captions. I foresee a great future for you in comedy on the CW." — Keeg

  • "At no point in your rambling incoherent post did you make anyone laugh, and we are all dumber for having read it. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul." —  Nate

  • "This was dumb." —  Jazmin

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Thanks to all of our great readers! It’s my promise to you that the high standards of Framed will always be maintained and that the bar for humor will be set ever higher, if such is possible.

This week, I’m especially delighted to bring in the great Iggy Azalea and her recently-released video for “Trouble,” another big hit from Reclassified, the reissue of her debut LP, The New Classic. Iggy’s the real deal; having already wowed us with “Fancy” and “Black Widow,” the new vid shows us the humorous side of the Aussie rapper, as she and her boyfriend pull a Bonnie-and-Clyde, with cop Jennifer Hudson in hot pursuit.

It’s all good fun, it was directed by Iggy herself, and the captions were written with gentle, loving care.  Enjoy, and be back next week when we say that the next week’s Framed will be the greatest one ever!


1 —  ”And I thought you knew how to punctuate a sentence correctly?”


2 —  As feared, the suspect was “armed!”


3 —  ”A black man, sitting on a park bench, doing nothing? Step on it!”


4 —  ”What say we stop for a delicious Papa John’s pizza?”


5 —  ”It’s not glass! It’s polymerized air! Run!”


6 —  ”Jesus, I’m glad this ain’t a mirror.”


7 — “No, I’m not surprised you called.  Everyone else in the world has.”


8 — “Well, the good news is I get to play Leonardo DiCaprio in the annual prison burlesque.”


9 —  ”These TVs that show the future are great!  Who would’ve thought Obama would get a third and a fourth term?”


10 —  Gaudy World is something like our world. Gaudier, of course.


11 —  ”I’m gonna say they do make you look fatter.”


12 —  ”So making a pointless video is actually against the law?”

Watch the video: