Hey, Leonardo DiCaprio: We know it's you behind these bad disguises
Leonardo DiCaprio is a very accomplished actor, but the guy sure needs help in the disguise department.
At Coachella over the weekend, the serial modelizer, 43, was with 20-year-old Camila Morrone, whom he has been linked to for months. (Her mom, Lucila Solá, 41, is dating Al Pacino, a friend of DiCaprio’s. And, yes, the mom of Leo’s new lady is younger than he is.) In an effort not to attract too much attention during their kiss sessions, we guess, the Oscar winner wore a disguise to ward off photogs and camera-happy attendees.
But Leo seems to have put little thought into it. It was more like: Let me grab these 3-D glasses I wore to the movies the other day to pair with this bland hoodie. However, the fact that he was dripping with pretty ladies gave him away.
Leo is so talented that we don’t feel bad calling him out for being awful at real-life disguises. We’ll just direct you to last year’s Coachella look, which was also halfhearted … like we wouldn’t know there were two hunky leading men — hi, Orlando Bloom — under those hooded tops.
In 2016, he covered more of his face, but his famous girlfriend, Toni Garrn, didn’t so…
Leo has attempted disguises simple and extreme — like this mask he wore sightseeing in Venice. Not surprisingly, photogs knew this was him.
Most often though, he hides beneath a simple hat. That’s probably why he always wears one — it’s an easy pap deterrent. Well, in theory. Is it really a deterrent if we can still mostly see him?
He has also been known to use a shirt — though also not that effectively.
This time he used an even bigger one, but — guess what — we still knew it was him.
Not even this hooded sweater could keep him hidden aboard a yacht this time. Busted!
Back when he was dating Gisele — yes, they dated — he used a hat, dark sunglasses, and shirt combo. Still didn’t work because we could see her million-dollar body.
If he was solo in his puffy coat and hat, maybe. But being with his mom, who is famous by default, his shopping trip still was snapped.
Another Leo favorite: the umbrella decoy. We’re glad he didn’t tumble down the private plane stairs with this one. Look out, Leo!
Did we mention he likes an umbrella? But honestly, walking down a New York City street carrying a golf umbrella isn’t a good cover. Everyone is looking at you — to shoot daggers your way — for taking up the whole sidewalk.
He really went for it here with this hat, umbrella, and hands triple combo. But even getting assistance from a second party didn’t help.
We see you, Leo. We always see you. And we predict that when you’re 60 and at Coachella with your new 20-year-old girlfriend, no matter what you’re wearing, we’ll see you then too.
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