Hey, Leonardo DiCaprio: We know it's you behind these bad disguises

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We peep ya, Leonardo DiCaprio, pictured at Coachella on April 14. (Photo: Jerod Harris/WireImage)
We peep ya, Leonardo DiCaprio, pictured at Coachella on April 14. (Photo: Jerod Harris/WireImage)

Leonardo DiCaprio is a very accomplished actor, but the guy sure needs help in the disguise department.

At Coachella over the weekend, the serial modelizer, 43, was with 20-year-old Camila Morrone, whom he has been linked to for months. (Her mom, Lucila Solá, 41, is dating Al Pacino, a friend of DiCaprio’s. And, yes, the mom of Leo’s new lady is younger than he is.) In an effort not to attract too much attention during their kiss sessions, we guess, the Oscar winner wore a disguise to ward off photogs and camera-happy attendees.

Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t want you to know how much he was enjoying himself at Coachella on April 14. Hence the disguise. (Photo: Jerod Harris/WireImage)
Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t want you to know how much he was enjoying himself at Coachella on April 14. Hence the disguise. (Photo: Jerod Harris/WireImage)

But Leo seems to have put little thought into it. It was more like: Let me grab these 3-D glasses I wore to the movies the other day to pair with this bland hoodie. However, the fact that he was dripping with pretty ladies gave him away.

Leo is so talented that we don’t feel bad calling him out for being awful at real-life disguises. We’ll just direct you to last year’s Coachella look, which was also halfhearted … like we wouldn’t know there were two hunky leading men — hi, Orlando Bloom — under those hooded tops.

Leonardo DiCaprio with Orlando Bloom at Coachella in 2017. (Photo: Mega Agency)
Leonardo DiCaprio with Orlando Bloom at Coachella in 2017. (Photo: Mega Agency)

In 2016, he covered more of his face, but his famous girlfriend, Toni Garrn, didn’t so…

Leonardo DiCaprio did a better job in 2016 but was outed by his then girlfriend, model Toni Garrn. (Photo: Splash)
Leonardo DiCaprio did a better job in 2016 but was outed by his then girlfriend, model Toni Garrn. (Photo: Splash)

Leo has attempted disguises simple and extreme — like this mask he wore sightseeing in Venice. Not surprisingly, photogs knew this was him.

Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t blend in while visiting Italy. (Photo: Splash)
Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t blend in while visiting Italy. (Photo: Splash)

Most often though, he hides beneath a simple hat. That’s probably why he always wears one — it’s an easy pap deterrent. Well, in theory. Is it really a deterrent if we can still mostly see him?

Leo DiCaprio hides under his hat leaving a nightclub. (Photo: Getty Images)
Leo DiCaprio hides under his hat leaving a nightclub. (Photo: Getty Images)

He has also been known to use a shirt — though also not that effectively.

Leonardo DiCaprio hides his face behind a shirt. (Photo: Splash News)
Leonardo DiCaprio hides his face behind a shirt. (Photo: Splash News)

This time he used an even bigger one, but — guess what — we still knew it was him.

Leonardo DiCaprio hides walking into a hotel. (Photo: Splash News)
Leonardo DiCaprio hides walking into a hotel. (Photo: Splash News)

Not even this hooded sweater could keep him hidden aboard a yacht this time. Busted!

Leo with the hooded sweater aboard a yacht. (Photo: Splash)
Leo DiCaprio with the hooded sweater aboard a yacht. (Photo: Splash)

Back when he was dating Gisele — yes, they dated — he used a hat, dark sunglasses, and shirt combo. Still didn’t work because we could see her million-dollar body.

Leonardo DiCaprio and girlfriend Gisele Bündchen try to go incognito during a shopping trip. (Photo: Splash News)
Leonardo DiCaprio and girlfriend Gisele Bündchen try to go incognito during a shopping trip. (Photo: Splash News)

If he was solo in his puffy coat and hat, maybe. But being with his mom, who is famous by default, his shopping trip still was snapped.

Leonardo DiCaprio shopping with his mama. (Photo: Arnaldo Magnani/Getty Images)
Leonardo DiCaprio shopping with his mama. (Photo: Arnaldo Magnani/Getty Images)

Another Leo favorite: the umbrella decoy. We’re glad he didn’t tumble down the private plane stairs with this one. Look out, Leo!

Camera-shy Leonardo DiCaprio steps off a private plane with a giant umbrella on his head. (Photo: Hot Shots Worldwide/Splash)
Camera-shy Leonardo DiCaprio steps off a private plane with a giant umbrella on his head. (Photo: Hot Shots Worldwide/Splash)

Did we mention he likes an umbrella? But honestly, walking down a New York City street carrying a golf umbrella isn’t a good cover. Everyone is looking at you — to shoot daggers your way — for taking up the whole sidewalk.

Leo, we spy you beneath that umbrella! (Photo: bauergriffinonline)
Leo, we spy you beneath that umbrella! (Photo: bauergriffinonline)

He really went for it here with this hat, umbrella, and hands triple combo. But even getting assistance from a second party didn’t help.

Leonardo DiCaprio even had help this time, but the decoy was still a fail. (Photo: Splash News and Pictures)
Leonardo DiCaprio even had help this time, but the decoy was still a fail. (Photo: Splash News and Pictures)

We see you, Leo. We always see you. And we predict that when you’re 60 and at Coachella with your new 20-year-old girlfriend, no matter what you’re wearing, we’ll see you then too.

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