Gwyneth Is Naked And Literally Covered In 'Goop' On New Mag Cover

Carly Ledbetter
Updated

Gwyneth Paltrow got half-naked and Goop-y for the premiere issue of her brand’s print magazine.

The actress and entrepreneur posed topless for the cover of the Fall 2017 issue, wearing only bikini bottoms and a lot of mud. For some reason, it also appears as though Paltrow’s nipples have been photoshopped out.

Quite the cover.  (Photo: Terry Tsiolis for Goop)
Quite the cover.  (Photo: Terry Tsiolis for Goop)

The only text on the cover is a very tongue-in-cheek “Earth to Gwyneth” statement, most likely in reference to some of Paltrow’s questionable recommendations for things like vagina eggs, moon dust and detoxing your showerhead.

Goop’s magazine is being published by Condé Nast and will focus on wellness, beauty and clean-eating advice, according to Vogue. In the first issue, Paltrow talks about how she discovered juicing.

“I remember standing in a hippie health-food store in Greenwich Village and I saw a little paperback book describing a ‘master cleanse,’ and I was like, What’s that?” she writes in the editor’s letter, via Vogue. “I remember the next day [after I finished the cleanse] I was like, Oh, wow, I just did this cleanse, and I feel so much better. I can have a beer and a cigarette now, right?”

The magazine also delves into earthing (better known as “walking barefoot on dirt”) and using bee venom for all kinds of ailments, including scar treatments.

“The doctor stings you [with a live bee] like it’s an acupuncture needle. I had it done on my cesarean scar… I had some buckling in the scar, and it really evened it out,” the actress said.

If you’re interested to read more, pick up the $14.99 issue when it hits news stands September 14 or order it online.

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This film publicity image released by Disney-Marvel Studios shows Robert Downey Jr., left, as Tony Stark/Iron Man and Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts in a scene from "Iron Man 3." (AP Photo/Disney, Marvel Studios)
This film publicity image released by Disney-Marvel Studios shows Robert Downey Jr., left, as Tony Stark/Iron Man and Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts in a scene from "Iron Man 3." (AP Photo/Disney, Marvel Studios)
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow arrives at the world premiere of Marvel's "Iron Man 3" at the El Capitan Theatre on Wednesday, April 24, 2013, in Los Angeles. (Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP)
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This cover image released by People shows actress Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of a special double issue. The 40-year-old actress tops the magazine's annual list of the "World's Most Beautiful," announced Wednesday, April 24, 2013. (AP Photo/People Magazine)
This cover image released by People shows actress Gwyneth Paltrow on the cover of a special double issue. The 40-year-old actress tops the magazine's annual list of the "World's Most Beautiful," announced Wednesday, April 24, 2013. (AP Photo/People Magazine)
U.S actress Gwyneth Paltrow poses for photographers during the Iron Man 3 premiere, in Paris, Sunday April 14, 2013. (AP Photo/Thibault Camus)
U.S actress Gwyneth Paltrow poses for photographers during the Iron Man 3 premiere, in Paris, Sunday April 14, 2013. (AP Photo/Thibault Camus)
Gwyneth Paltrow, left, and Robert Downey Jr. pose during a photo call to promote their new movie "Iron Man 3" in Munich, southern Germany, Friday, April 12, 2013. (AP Photo/Matthias Schrader)
Gwyneth Paltrow, left, and Robert Downey Jr. pose during a photo call to promote their new movie "Iron Man 3" in Munich, southern Germany, Friday, April 12, 2013. (AP Photo/Matthias Schrader)
Gwyneth Paltrow poses with her new book "It's All Good: Delicious, Easy Recipes That Will Make You Look Good and Feel Great," before a signing at Barnes and Noble on Wednesday, April 3, 2013 in Los Angeles. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP)
Gwyneth Paltrow poses with her new book "It's All Good: Delicious, Easy Recipes That Will Make You Look Good and Feel Great," before a signing at Barnes and Noble on Wednesday, April 3, 2013 in Los Angeles. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP)

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