We Finally Got A Look At Kim Kardashian's Halloween Decorations In Her Creepy House, And I'm Happy To Report The Piles Of Pumpkins And Giant Spider Are Back

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As we all know by now, Kim Kardashian's $60 million home is really *something*.

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The house is modeled after an abandoned museum.

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It's equal parts "sterile morgue" and "cult for wayward nuns."

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It's practically Halloween year-round there!

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On holidays, Kim likes to dress up her house.

For Christmas, she uses these large poofs, which have been described as tampon- or butt plug–like.

For Halloween, she is known for her piles of pumpkins.

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Yup, big ol' pile of green pumpkins.

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Last year, she also put up a giant spider, vagina-looking thing.

a large fake spider on her house

It took a while, but this year, we FINALLY got a sneak peak at what she did to the place.

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Kourtney posted a picture of the giant spider that lurks ominously over the house.

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And thankfully, the tradition of piles of pumpkins continues. This year, she went with beige.

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The decorations were for a kids party. This year, they replaced Kenny G with these long tables.

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Sorry Kenny, go back to the basement!

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There was also a "Mummy Mash" section.

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And to add to the whole "morgue" feel, she even used dry ice.

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My personal favorite part was this white bounce house.

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Ultimately, what I really want to know is how she keeps those floors clean.

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Anyway, bring on Christmas! Can't wait to see what she does to the place!

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