'Eternals' Kumail Nanjiani Gets Huge Offer To Be A Stripper After New Buff Body Reveal
Every Marvel superhero knows that with great power comes great responsibility and with a great physique comes offers to be the lead stripper at one of the most famous gentlemen's clubs in the world.
"The Eternals" star Kumail Nanjiani's career has reached a whole new level after his thirst trap blew up the internet and now he received a once in a lifetime offer to be the host and featured dancer for the launch of Sapphire New York's all-male revue show.
The Blast has exclusively learned that the very popular gentlemen's club sent a letter to the star outlining their generous offer.
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What An Honor! Brunch Included!
Andrew Zarian, the Sapphire New York Vice President, stated that he had to reach out to Nanjiani after he saw the shirtless pictures of the star's new hot body.
"With our show debuting soon, and given your newly ripped body, we think you'd be a wonderful addition as lead dancer of our male revue show," Zarian wrote to the comedian.
"I'd like to formally extend you an offer to dance and host at our club on January 19 when we officially debut our male revue show to the masses," the club's Vice President continued. "I know you've worked way too hard for way too long, and this would be quite the accolade to add to your growing resume."
We are pretty sure they will cover his food and drink tab too because their new show will go from 2 pm to 6 pm and comes with a full brunch that features various sweet and savory dishes and signature Sapphire drinks for all the patrons to enjoy. We suggest he tries the Apple Cider Mimosas, Chocolate Martinis and the special Men of Sapphire Martini.
Take It Off For Charity
As cool and fun as the offer is, the opportunity could be good for society in multiple ways because Sapphire New York encouraged Kumail to donate the generous fee offered to any charity of his choice.
"In return for your "services," the offer letter stated, "we'd compensate you up to $15,000, which you can donate to a charity of your choice."
Nanjiani donates his time and effort to many different charities including by participating in Seth Rogen's Hilarity for Charity comedy show as well as supporting the Stand Up To Cancer organization.
Think About It
Sapphire New York's Vice President ended his offer by paraphrasing the quote Kumail used in his amazing body reveal.
"As you said, you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself dancing at Sapphire's male revue show..."
They encouraged Naniani to "take some time to think over our offer" and not to rush to a snap decision but he better decide soon because the new male show debuts on January 19.
