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These Elderly People's Stories Of An Early, Unsafe Version Of Disneyland Will Terrify You
Wow this is utterly terrifying. Disneyland used to be so scary.
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Top NFL, NBA players couldn't believe Shohei Ohtani's $700M deal, from Patrick Mahomes to Donovan Mitchell
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Ineos Grenadier Quartermaster pickup is in production, coming to the U.S., but how?
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Why the Skims nipple bra sold out
Kim Kardashian broke the internet (again) with the launch of the bra. Now, it's sold out.
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'Masked Singer' ironically sends home rock legend on rock 'n' roll night
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Christian McCaffrey's epic flop attempt was so bad, it had the official laughing
Christian McCaffrey couldn't sell it.
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Julia Stiles, 42, recreates iconic scene from her teen comedy '10 Things I Hate About You'
The "Orphan: First Kill" actress performed a scene from her beloved 1999 romantic comedy in which she read a poem to a character portrayed by the late actor Heath Ledger.
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Vikings WR Justin Jefferson transported to hospital after being ruled out with a chest injury
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After a week of reports, Zach Wilson plays 'probably the best game of his career' in Jets 30-6 win
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